Archive: September, 2008

Over on the old blog, I offered up epCastings as one of a new crop of interesting porn sites.

Here’s another one in the BDSM genre: Into the Attic. It’s amateur girls meet BDSM. It’s all done with a good honest dose of… well, honesty… and a personal touch. The dudes that run it have a fascinating blog here.

The thing is… everytime I see the images from this site, that old commercial jingle pops into my head… “What would you do-ooo-ooo… for a Klondike Bar???”

These girls would do plenty, it seems. Maybe they need a little encouragement or a little nurturing along. But in the end, they’ve all earned their Klondike Bars:

G’day, my friends… A warning: This is going to be a long post.

And I think that, in the annals of history, it might go down as one blog post that could change the world! Despite its potentially boundless impact, it will be appearing here on this esteemed porn blog between a photo(shopping) of the fucking Republican presidential ticket and a bunch of BDSM sluts presented with a cheesy ice cream joke.

Such is the way of the world: If you want fucking wisdom, you gotta take the fucking too. Continue Reading »

From How Good is That?

Passion.com is an online dating site. But unlike eHarmony- which seems to be focused on the anal-retentive workaday conservative Palin-loving sub-population of church-going meat-eating Americans- Passion.com is raunchier and racier. And that makes it more true. More of an accurate representation of life. In the post-modern world, life is pornographic.

Passion.com is, in fact, nothing more than a kinder and gentler front-end for the conspicuously dirty king of the adult dating sites, Adult Friend Finder. Same database, same membership, same tools, same community.

They’ve just released a few commercials that play on the I’m-a-Mac and I’m-a-PC set-up. I love ‘em. Here’s the first one:

Three more ads after the jump… Continue Reading »

Nine lovely girls from MET Models:

Oh my… This is some rough stuff!!! It’s from Fucked & Bound. A photo gallery is here. I love the “money shots” at the end:

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Be sure to check out the other Twsited Factory sites too: Besides Fucked & Bound, there’s Chanta’s Bitches and Captive Male.

Some fresh Little Brown Fucking Machines for ‘ya.

Personally, I find them sort of skanky sometimes.

Then again, there are days when I really like SKANKY. Skany can be like Calgon for the horny post-modern male… Skanky Girls, Take Me Away!!!

Why do cold steel and hot women make such a good pairing? Our experienced friends at KINK.com answer that question in this short documentary:

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Check out the latest Fucking Machines episodes. Or meet the machines.