Archive: September, 2008


Into the Attic

Category: Rough Sex & BDSM

Into the Attic

Over on the old blog, I offered up epCastings as one of a new crop of interesting porn sites.

Here’s another one in the BDSM genre: Into the Attic. It’s amateur girls meet BDSM. It’s all done with a good honest dose of… well, honesty… and a personal touch. The dudes that run it have a fascinating blog here.

The thing is… everytime I see the images from this site, that old commercial jingle pops into my head… “What would you do-ooo-ooo… for a Klondike Bar???”

These girls would do plenty, it seems. Maybe they need a little encouragement or a little nurturing along. But in the end, they’ve all earned their Klondike Bars:

Into The Attic - Marina Into The Attic - Kyaa Into The Attic - Marina
Into The Attic - Angel Into The Attic - Syn Into The Attic - Goldie
Into The Attic - Akane Into The Attic - Wednesday Into The Attic - Elise
Into The Attic - Emily Into The Attic - Eva Into The Attic - Syn
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How I Found The True Essence of God

Category: Adventures, Philosophy

G’day, my friends… A warning: This is going to be a long post.

And I think that, in the annals of history, it might go down as one blog post that could change the world! Despite its potentially boundless impact, it will be appearing here on this esteemed porn blog between a photo(shopping) of the fucking Republican presidential ticket and a bunch of BDSM sluts presented with a cheesy ice cream joke.

Such is the way of the world: If you want fucking wisdom, you gotta take the fucking too. Continue Reading »

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Fucking Republican Politicians!

Category: Politics

From How Good is That?

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New Passion.com Ads

Category: Uncategorized

Passion.com is an online dating site. But unlike eHarmony- which seems to be focused on the anal-retentive workaday conservative Palin-loving sub-population of church-going meat-eating Americans- Passion.com is raunchier and racier. And that makes it more true. More of an accurate representation of life. In the post-modern world, life is pornographic.

Passion.com is, in fact, nothing more than a kinder and gentler front-end for the conspicuously dirty king of the adult dating sites, Adult Friend Finder. Same database, same membership, same tools, same community.

They’ve just released a few commercials that play on the I’m-a-Mac and I’m-a-PC set-up. I love ‘em. Here’s the first one:

Three more ads after the jump… Continue Reading »

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The New Week at Abby Winters

Category: Abby Winters, Lesbian Porn

It’s Friday and that means it’s time for a video preview of next week’s new stuff from Abby Winters. Chubby girl Leah gives the tour this week, and I can only handle a limited amount of Chubby. Don’t get too naked, darling!

And yes, the ingenious folks at Abby Winters have managed to make a girl-girl sex movie with an assembling-furniture theme. No need to swear at that little fucking IKEA wrench when you can just have these nymphs come over and put your furniture together for you!

Tour Abby Winters:   Solo >    Girl-Girl >    Intimate Moments >

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MET Models

Category: Nude Beauty

Nine lovely girls from MET Models:

MET Models Katya MET Models Talia MET Models Viola
MET Models Ally MET Models Lolli A. MET Models Magdalena
MET Models Michaela MET Models Jasmine MET Models Valya A.
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Fucked & Bound Submissive Hooker

Category: Rough Sex & BDSM

Oh my… This is some rough stuff!!! It’s from Fucked & Bound. A photo gallery is here. I love the “money shots” at the end:

Be sure to check out the other Twsited Factory sites too: Besides Fucked & Bound, there’s Chanta’s Bitches and Captive Male.

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Little Brown Fucking Machines

Category: Asian Girls

Some fresh Little Brown Fucking Machines for ‘ya.

Personally, I find them sort of skanky sometimes.

Then again, there are days when I really like SKANKY. Skany can be like Calgon for the horny post-modern male… Skanky Girls, Take Me Away!!!

LBFM Anabelle

LBFM Kanya LBFM Jesse LBFM Maryjane & Ruchi
LBFM Caresse LBFM Lyne LBFM Kae
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