American Airlines flight attendants are asking for content filters to be installed on the new in-flight Internet access. Some bad apples are apparently surfing porn and other objectionable sites. Shame on them!
Memo to readers: Don’t wank it in your plane seat. Those magazines in the seat back pocket are sticky enough. Besides, wanking is what airplane lavatories are for!
You get to bring 3 ounces of lotion with ‘ya, you know… Might as well put it to use.






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