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Fucking bailout is lubed up to fuck us in the fucking ass! America is so fucking (anally, severely, painfully) fucked! No fucking productive economic growth since the fucking dot-com bubble fucking burst, just fucking Wall Street feeding the fucking God-fearing greed of the fucking workaday church-going mainstream fucking masses. Oh here Mr. Wall Street Master of the Universes, here is my hard-earned blue-collar money, won’t you pleeeeese take it from me and spend it on Cristal and high-end whores??? And then the fucking Wall Street wanktoids went to the fucking SEC and begged Oh pleeeeese Mr. Cox won’t you suck our bonus-check dicks and let us lever up to make the party so much more fun??? And fucking Ken says fucking “sure” and it’s like traders offering 2AM cocaine to drunk but fucking hot sixteen year old high school chicks. You know it’s gonna fucking end bad.
And now let’s meet fucking contestant number fucking two in the fucking bluster-battle to manage this clusterfuck… She’s a fucking beauty pageant queen with a fucking bee-hive hairdo and fucking librarian fucking glasses and she fucking shoots fucking moose, fears fucking God, and is fucking itchin’ to fucking Bomb-Bomb-Bomb Bomb-Bomb fucking Iran. Are you fucking serious?
But, my fucking friends, Ed Norton already got fucking there, five fucking years ago. And that fucking 25th Hour is what all you Wall Street fucking wankers should be watching right fucking now, because you gotta fucking come to terms with the fucking dawn! Bzzzzzz! That’s the fucking alarm clock, motherfuckers! It’s morning in America. And today we fucking report to fucking jail.
And that’s just the fucking warmup to what’s happened in the last five years. We are all Montgomery Brogan now. America had it all and threw it away…
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Great movie scene.. one of my favorites…
“America had it all and threw it away…”
wow dude.. that’s some real shit right there.
Well Eddy – I couldn’t have said it better myself…and I’m not even American.
While I agree with your general paradigm, you may want to utilize other words besides “fucking” in your post. May i suggest the following ideas, that I tend to use in my everyday conversations:
1. bitch ass motherfucker
2. shiznit
3. communist pervert
4. crazy-ass pimp whore
5. terrorist assholes
Sounds like your failures alarm you. Ms Palin has self-respect and could probably help a screwy kid like you pull her life together.
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