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Video is old, I know. And not terribly related to the topic of this post. But it’s still wonderfully post-modern. Burn the motherfucker down!
Now… What was I blogging about??? Oh, yeah…
I don’t get it. I don’t get the idea of “gay” and “straight”. It doesn’t make any sense.
If you are a man wanting to kiss, or even wanting to have sex with, another man, does that mean that you have to speak with an effeminate voice and buy leather pants and move to Hillcrest? What if you just want a little taste?
‘Cuz you know what I think… I think everyone wants at least a little taste. Every man wants a little man love! Every single guy! For some, it might be something like the platonic intimacy shared over a late-night drink with an admired co-worker. For others, it might be a weekend invitation to the Loft with a demand for the guest to bring copious amounts of anal lube.
But don’t try to tell me that at least some little part of you isn’t watching the Homoerotic Channel with eyes wide open.
So why the fuck is there the categorization… the “gay” vs. the “straight”? You can be gay and straight at the same time! Kiss the boyfriend, then turn around and fuck the girlfriend, and then the boyfriend joins in for a little double-penetration… And it can be spur-of-the-moment. You can do what, or whom, your mind and loins desire at any one instance, without any lifestyle commitment or self-reflection or therapist appointments to try to find yourself and determine which fucking stupid category you should put yourself in.
And the “bisexual” idea doesn’t work either. “Bisexual” implies some sort of pygmy thing… It suggests some sort of freak who doesn’t fit into the mainstream “straight” category and doesn’t even fit into the alternative “gay” category. “Bisexual” is the dark house at the end of the dead end road where everybody is afraid to go. But… you fucker… that’s where you fucking live, whether you like it or not!
In other words, “bisexual” means nothing. NOTHING!
FUCK THE WHOLE FUCKING CATEGORIZATION! FUCK THE WHOLE FUCKING NARRATIVE THAT SUPPORTS IT!
You wanna know why I write this? It’s because of eFuckingHarmony. They just opened up a gay site. Not by choice, but to settle a court case. And they have completely segregated the “same sex” seekers into a separate site with its own separate database. In other words, they’ve created a ghetto for the “gays”.
That’s what you would expect anyway, considering eFuckingHarmony’s genesis from the garden of American Evangelical Christianity. It is fueled by the myth among people of an “us” straights vs. “them” gays, and that myth is just as fantastic as the idea that God created the world in six days and took day seven off and wanked that whole day to this here esteemed porn blog.
Then again, those Christians idiots base their whole nonsensical dogma on the idea that they are the “chosen” living among the “damned” heathens. “Us chosen” versus “them damned”, that is.
I’ve always found the “us” vs. “them” idea to be repulsive. It is an idea that always seems to always rear its ugly head in every aspect of society. We all need to evolve beyond it… The man of old uses that sort of language. It is jettisoned early on in the journey to the Übermensch.
I’m not saying we all ought to fucking love one another and put fucking meaningless “Co-Exist” bumper stickers on our fucking cars and sing Kum-ba-fucking-ya and all of that fucking bullshit. I just think that we should be grown up enough to not use language that makes us appear to be tribal cave-people… with the worry that the “us” of our tribe is going to be hacked to death by the invading “them” tribe that is waiting in expectant blood-lust outside the cave where we sleep.
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People who have good sex on a regular basis voted NO On Prop 8 – whatever the version.
The freaky repug women with fat ass loser husbands from hell who only fuck for mating purposes voted yes on some sort of child-based religious purpose.
Fuck’em.
A guy who posts pics every day of super hot teenage bitches doesn’t get catagorization? Tell me, if we are all somewhere in the middle, why doesn’t every other post have some gay boy with his cock out or fingering his asshole?
Because there are straight guys who really don’t dig that… probably most of your audience.
I’m not arguing for intollerance. I need hot young cunts and tits to get me hard – but that doesn’t mean I hate gays. I dig what I dig and they can dig what they dig. But the argument that everyone is “both” and would blow their buddy if only society was okay with it… I just think you’re wrong.
‘Gay’ people are those who get involved in homosexual practices with one another. There is nothing wrong with that. While i believe the term is outdated, and too often misused as a label, it is simple. To believe that every straight man has sexual acconatations when he socializes in any degree with his fellow man, without any sexual contact, is just lame. It is the foundation of half of our whole society, and it’s all innocent.
Most men, even those who may be effeminate and uninhibited in their expression of plantonic effection to both sexes, are neither gay or straight when not being sexually active. They are all just people. It is the act of being aroused and copulating with the same sex that is a homosexual act. The social side should be left out of the gay-straight duality. We are social beings who learn about themselves through interaction with the world, and it is only you that defines yourself. To be stumbling along a world of concepts is to bring the finger of death upon yourself.
If you want to jump a man, go for it, socialize and find a likeminded man – if you choose to copulate with him that would be a homosexual event. If you want to fuck a lady, find such lady and copulate with her – that would be a hedrosexual event. If you want to do anything else – do it, and then clap yourself on the back because you’ve done something. But whatever you do, it’s your choice, and it’s only the act that makes something so, and when it’s done you’re the same person plus one experience. You decide who you are, it’s that simple.
And if you don’t like men sexually, fuck, don’t feel guilty or homophobic, just realize that everyone is different. If you don’t like women, whatever, go to step one, failing that become a monk
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