Archive: December, 2008


Dildo-Lickin’ Good

Category: Penetrating Objects, Philosophy, Porn Videos

Here’s a video with Paola from LSG Models.

If you prefer, you can download the higher-resolution .WMV here. Keep it around for when your girlfriend (or boyfriend) is out-of-town.

You know what I like about this video? Paola doesn’t hesitate. Sure, there’s a little warm-up clit-play… but when it’s time for the gusto she gives it the gusti! She takes the glassy dildo and shoves it in her ass, then after she cums she licks it like it were the very last piece from a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

She doesn’t ask herself if shoving that glass dildo in her ass is consistent with her Catholic upbringing. She doesn’t ponder what the Pope would think. She doesn’t ask whether porn is inherently exploitative of women. She doesn’t feel ashamed, or if she does then she doesn’t show it.

Life is about action. The stuff that goes on in our head is the burden each of us bear. But in the end all that psychological stuff really makes no difference because we are the only ones who experience it, and in the end we individually are nothing but worm food. Our actions, however, live on in ripples of effect throughout the world around us.

There is certainly something to be said for thought and introspection. Rationality is useful and important. But when we chose to do, let us do, and let us not punish ourselves for doing. Psychological hang-ups are sooooo 2008.

Do I digress? Oh, I guess I do. Let me try this: Shove that dildo in your sweet ass you pony-tailed Euro bitch!!! That’s better.

Now go here for more.

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Tatyana

Category: Galleries, Nude Beauty

David-Nudes Tatyana #1

Some hi-res photos of Tatyana from the erotic nude site David-Nudes. This is the second of two new nude sites that I wanted to present to you (the first, which I blogged about here, was Rigin-Studio).

More photos after the jump…

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Icelandic Christmastime Blues

Category: Adventures, Music

Totally Unrelated Christmas Harem Pic

Goodie-goodie… Christmas is over. And what a fucking Christmas it has been!

You might wonder why yours truly has not blogged nuthin’ for almost all of this month.

It’s because I was in fucking Iceland! Bankrupt decrepit Iceland!

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Bill Clinton’s Evil Plan…

Category: Politics, Wall Street

…all revealed in this recent interview. Looks like he stole the plan from Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, as he imagines himself as some sort of John Galt:

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Abby Winters: Katy & Lacey & Video News

Category: Abby Winters, Lesbian Porn

Hey! It’s a new week at Abby Winters. Actually, it’s a new week everywhere, but Everywhere doesn’t produce a cool video newsletter at the beginning of each week with lots of naked girls in it…

But before we get to the video news, here are some shots from today’s girl-girl set. Nerdy Katy is having sex with chubby redhead Lacey. It’s a real amateur romp:

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Nice Shoes

Category: Galleries, Nude Beauty

Nice pussy too, but the silver heels are what makes the shoot. It’s Aprilia from Errotica-Archives:

Lots more hi-res photos after the jump…

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Eden Adams is Talented

Category: Deep-Throating

Here’s a very short clip from one of today’s updates at Porn Pros. It’s Eden Adams demonstrating her immense Deep Throat Love skill. She displays no hesitation, no uncertainty… just a fucking amazing ability to plunge Porn Boy’s big cock down inside her:

Beautiful, don’t you think???

More PornPros: 18 Years Old, Shady P.I., Pimp Parade, Cock Competition, Real Ex-Girlfriends, Sleep Creep, Freaks of Cock.

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True Amateur Models

Category: Amateur Porn

This site- True Amateur Models- is not so glamorous. Not beautiful. But still I love it, because the girls are real and the fucking is true. (Note to self: “the fucking is true”??? Did I really just write that? Certainly no one will ever accuse me of leaving bullshit unshoveled…)

Anyway… most of all I like the fat bearded dude who fucks the girls. And I think webmaster Ray Edwards is a fucking masterful genius for finding these little fuckmuffins, taking the raunchy pictures, putting the site together, and REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED in the process. Ray is even so fucking depraved that he took nude photos of his own step-daughter for the site. I mean “fucking depraved” in a good way, of course. It’s a compliment.

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