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Smart girl goes to college and gets taught the truth about virginity:
Like most little girls, I was raised to believe that virginity is a sacred gift a woman should reserve for just the right man. But college taught me that this concept is just a tool to keep the status quo intact. Deflowering is historically oppressive—early European marriages began with a dowry, in which a father would sell his virginal daughter to the man whose family could offer the most agricultural wealth. Dads were basically their daughters’ pimps.
Combine that insight with a solid dose of can-do American entrepreneurship, and Voilà!– the next thing you know, a bidding war has broken out with the help of Howard Stern and the Bunny Ranch:
When I learned this, it became apparent to me that idealized virginity is just a tool to keep women in their place. But then I realized something else: if virginity is considered that valuable, what’s to stop me from benefiting from that? It is mine, after all. And the value of my chastity is one level on which men cannot compete with me. I decided to flip the equation, and turn my virginity into something that allows me to gain power and opportunity from men. I took the ancient notion that a woman’s virginity is priceless and used it as a vehicle for capitalism.
But wait… she started this whole thing back back in September. So when is she going to get on with the fucking??? Seems a little unfair to make the horny bidders wait so long.
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