Archive: April, 2009


The Three-Titted Woman Blah Blah Blah

Category: New & Interesting Porn

The extremely horny folks who created the legendary Reality Kings package of porn sites have put out a whole new collection. It’s called Muffia.

There you’ll find stuff like the three-titted woman:

Muffia - Three-Titted Woman

…and Star Trek porn:

Muffia Star Trek

All in all, though, I think they try too hard. The clever antics don’t make it any more hot.

Ya’ know… You guys buy a hell of a lot more “authentic” porn than anything else: Abby Winters, Explicite-Art, FTV Girls, even True Amateur Models are all top sellers. All of these offer fresh faces; very few girls on these sites have the used-up-porn-star look.

The porn-consuming public just doesn’t go for the gimmicks. The proles want their porn fresh! The people demand new faces for the fucking and the muff-diving and the penetrating!

There you have it. A thought for May Day perhaps???

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Amateur Girlfriends & Jizz

Category: New & Interesting Porn

That’s what the new site Jizz GFs specializes in. Some samples for ‘ya:

Jizz GFs #1 Jizz GFs #2 Jizz GFs #3
Jizz GFs #4 Jizz GFs #5 Jizz GFs #6

And there’s a nice amateur BJ video after the jump…

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Amai Liu Rough-Fucked And Spooged; It’s Kinda Disturbing

Category: Galleries, Porn Videos, Rough Sex & BDSM

This is from Facial Abuse. The scene is a bit disturbing in a couple of ways:

First, there’s the whole idea of such a tiny teenager– she’s 5’1″ tall and 74 lbs– getting the full rough sex treatment from two stocky Jersey boys. Seems so unfair!!!

The second thing is that Amai Liu is an angry little fucker. She’s definitely got some issues. Daddy issues? Maybe. Whatever the cause, it seems like she could use a good year or two of psychotherapy.

But the show here is Facial Abuse, not In Treatment. And we here on this esteemed porn blog do not judge. If you wanna get off on something that’s somewhat disturbing, go right ahead… It’s your prerogative and your own sense of post-orgasm uneasiness that you might have to deal with.

Video and snaps after the jump…

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Little Mutt Hottie Overload

Category: Hotties

Oh so many Little Mutt hotties to post!!! I almost can’t handle it! I’ve narrowed them down to 12… The folks at Little Mutt don’t like it when I post so many free galleries at once, but I can’t bring myself to close any one of these tabs and let go of the wankofantastic female lusciousness on display…

Little Mutt April Oneal Little Mutt Austyn Summers Little Mutt Rita Lovely Solo
Little Mutt Stacy Haught Little Mutt Stormy Rose Little Mutt Allyssa Hall
Little Mutt Stephanie Sage Little Mutt Ami Emerson Little Mutt Jessie Coxxx
Little Mutt Holly Van Hough Little Mutt Capri Anderson & Shyla Jennings Little Mutt Rita Lovely + Jude the Dude
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One Eyed Monster

Category: Movies & TV

This looks like it’ll be the best B-movie since The Man From Earth:

Via The Legal Satyricon.

I’m going to order the DVD from Amazon today. While I’m there I’ll order a copy of Marty Klein’s new book, America’s War on Sex, which looks fascinating. Will review both in a future post.

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Hong Kong Bar: The Best Strip Club In North America

Category: Adventures

Last week I went to Tijuana twice.

The first time was Saturday… the Saturday before last. I quickly found myself fucking a lovely young-looking and extremely petite hottie who had just arrived that day from Mexico City. She said she was 21. Sure, baby…. whatever you say!

After that I walked down Revolución. Partook in a stimulating and totally non-sexual massage at VivaMex. Had a nice meal at the Hotel Nelson restaurant… the Combinación Mexicana is yummy and goes well with a Margarita or two or three or five.

Then back to Zona Norte for more fucking. This time a 19-year-old with lush supple tits. I fucked this whoregirl on a previous trip and had been looking forward to doing her again.

Outside Adelita Bar in TJ's Zona Norte

Outside Adelita Bar in TJ's Zona Norte

Always safe sex, always using a condom. I am not fucking stupid. One reason I am especially careful is that I’m only a level 5 or 6 Tijuana Whore-Mongerer. Some of these guys, by contrast, are up there at levels 8 and 9 and 10.

Anyway back to it…

I was only slightly worn out after the two fuck sessions and the one massage session and the scrumptious meal and tasty Margaritas. And it was still early. Real early- like 7PM! I have over-optimized this whole hedonistic process!!! Got all the pleasure I came for and the sun hadn’t even gone down yet!

So I stumble toward Hong Kong Bar. And there I realized that Hong Kong Bar was not only the finest strip club in North America– hands down– but that I had found a new religion: The dragon was my god, and the Hong Kong fuckbar was my temple.

Let me tell you why…

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Riley Rey – Easter Eggs & Yummy Titties

Category: Porn Videos, Teen Porn

Riley Rey is an 18-year-old fellow San Diegan.

And she’s a hottie. With sweet titties. If those luscious titties were in front of me, I’d want to suck them too. Much better to suck on sweet 18-year-old titties than to dip fucking Easter eggs IMHO…

Here are the first few minutes of her shoot for Porn Pros:

More here.

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Vampire Porn Girls

Category: New & Interesting Porn

Click on the photo for an interesting gallery from Mikey & Mandy’s Porn Emporium:

Vampire Porn Girls

On a totally unrelated note, check out the latest and greatest in blow-up sex dolls… anyone in for a little bestiality???

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