Habeas Corpus… And By That I Mean “You Shall Have Jesse Ventura”

Some good porn-- including a double-dose of Abby Winters girls-- coming in a bit. But first I’m gonna chow down on some fried chicken and french fries that I picked up at El Pollo Hermanos. The Chicken Brothers. Mmmm…

I’m thinking that when I get to Denmark in two weeks, I’ll buy a black hat in Christiania and start wearing it with a black jacket and use the name “Schrödinger”.

Good ole’ Erwin, you know, was a bit of horny bastard, always insisting that he be able to have sex with both of the women he lived with… in addition to a bunch of casual fuck-buddy-girls on the side. He pursued this effective polygamy and open sexuality even though it cost him much of his illustrious career.

So all in all S- seems like a good namesake. Plus, H- is spoken for… anyway the original H- was a fucking Nazi bastard and that’s not cool at all.

That who name thing is a heavy thought… I’ve been thinking heavy thoughts this whole time… all the while licking chicken juice off my fingertips. You remember what Nietzsche said about this particular meal, don’t you?

If you stare for long into the fried chicken and french fries, the fried chicken and french fries stare back at you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

OK… enough physics and philosophy. Let’s move on to professional wrestling. That, of course, means Jesse Ventura. The former governor of Minnesota is out on a media tour promoting his new book. He was on the Larry King show last week, where he was impressively direct, delivering a powerful argument and refusing to be diverted by his host’s attempts to rein in his anger.

Today he was on The View:

That Elisabeth Hasselbeck- the blonde one on the far right- is a real torture bitch, isn’t she? I love the way she struggles in vain to come up with any justification that supports the torture she so clearly loves to have inflicted in her name. Torture bitch gets her kicks from da torture.

But Jesse “The Body” Ventura ain’t having none of that. He just states his case for the law and he states what’s morally right and he does it all clearly and directly and without compromise. Meanwhile the religious people in this country play word games and promote their complexly immoral position… they’ve sold out their Jesus Christ and replaced him with Judge Holden.

Well, fuck ‘em. Fuck Cheney. Fuck the whole lot of lawyers who endorsed this demonic behavior and fuck the whole lot of servicemen who put it in effect. They deserve to be called to account before the law. Get the fucking truth out. I don’t think there’s a more important issue than this in America right now.

I’m with you on this, Mr. Body. The whole torture thing makes me so angry that from now on when I wake up each morning I’m going to hop out of bed and raise my arms in the air and scream “FUCK YOU AMERICA!”

Mmmm… that was some good chicken. Now I need some more Diet Coke. And then I’ll post the porn. Come back later and give me five minutes of your time…