Obama Spanking Palin

Go to it, you big black beast you…

Via The Cherry Red Report.

Meanwhile, in the real political world, supreme court justice David Souter is retiring. He’s going back to New Hampshire where he’ll enjoy the quiet serenity of nature and all that.

I also hear that he’s gonna produce some porn. ‘Cuz, you know, it’s totally legal in New Hampshire to shoot it. In CA and NH it’s 100% legal, and in Las Vegas it’s openly sanctioned by the local government. You are taking your chances anywhere else in the USA.

I wonder who Obama will pick to replace him. News reports say that it’s probably going to be woman. Rah Rah Identity Politics! Nobody knows if that’s true or not; it’s just the line the mainstream media is pushing– they keep on suggesting that he will pick a woman because they want him to pick a woman.

Can’t he just pick a libertarian? Posner? Volokh? Kozinski? There are so many super-qualified, if male, libertarian-leaning candidates.

Perhaps he would pick a libertarian if we had a stronger organized Libertarian influence in America politics.

I think some of the libertarian-leaning Republicans should start calling themselves “Libertarian Republicans”.

And some of the libertarian-leaning Democrats should start calling themselves “Libertarian Democrats”.

Then you have an effective third party in American politics that would overlap with the existing two-party system. You can’t change the two-party system; it’s too entrenched. But if you could cobble a third-party together in a sneaky overlapping way, it would be good for America and really good for us libertarians.

I mean, really, there is no political opposition now, is there? What do Republicans stand for anyway? Theocratic authority? Torture? Massive state prosecution for marijuana? Corruption? Lies? Incompetence? I’ll take Obama any day over that. Republicans offer absolutely nothing. Zero. Nada. Squat.

So you keep spankin’ those Republicans, you big O you… Toss an extra stroke or two in there on my behalf; you can tell Palin as you’re hitting her that the extra smacks are for her selling out the libertarian side of her party.