Skills like this come in handy. The fistee, on the right, will provide plenty of sexual excitement for you with her well-stretched-out pussy. She can probably even carry stuff around in there for you when you go out together.
As for the girl on the left… the fister: If you ever need to retrieve some loose change from deep in your sofa, I’m sure she’ll be able to get it for ‘ya.
Well, my friends… I am now fully returned from the Underworld. It was a great four months– I’ll blog about it later on.
For now, though, we need some good porn here. No better place to start than with our favorite French porn site, Explicite-Art.
We’ll start out with Eve & Anais. Eve– on the right– has that look and I find it irresistible, while Anais has… well… she’s got a big nose. I like girls with big noses.
Next is Anais showing off her pooch. No, she doesn’t fuck the doggy– that would be bestiality and we don’t do that here!
Lea is one of the new Explicite-Art girls; here’s a triple shot of her lusciousness (and, with regard to the third gallery, her juicy-ness):
If you don’t like Lea then we have other new girls for ‘ya too:
These next two– Daria & Lola– are da shezbangz…. I could wank to this photo in particular all day long.
And we’ll finish this collection off with four galleries that show what consummate professionals these French hardcore art porn producers are. From anal-fisting to cum-shottery to choke-fucking, they do it all and they do it all well!
Holy fuck! I’m in an Apple Store! I bet you didn’t know that the exit door from the Underworld leads into an Apple Store, did ‘ya?
I still don’t know anything else about what particular Apple Store I’m in. I tried to ask one of the Apple-shirted dudes but he just laughed at me. Maybe he no speakie the Engrish?
There are certainly lots of foreigners around! Some of them have got backpacks on; some look like they’ve been sitting in front of these Macs for hours. Is this some sort of Apple Store cum Internet Cafe… without the coffee?
Maybe I’m in Prague? I always thought if one were to exit the Underworld through the door marked “EXIT” then one would end up in Prague.
Anyway… Foreigners are cool! Sometimes they’re sideways but you’ve still gotta appreciate the way they often cut through the bullshit:
Wow… I see that it’s been four months. Four months with no updates for my dearly neglected readers. Are you still out there, my pretties?
Four months is pretty fucking bad. Not as bad as Lex Konrad, who has gone almost a year without posting anything except a giant stone baby head, but still bad…
I’ve got an idea! How about I give you a gratuitous shaved naked gun-toting midget and we call it even? Sound good?
Here ‘ya go:
Now down to business…
Where the hell am I? I came through the door marked “EXIT” and into this place that sorta looks like some sort of strange internet cafe. Lots of people speaking foreign languages. A glass-enclosed staircase in the middle of the room. My eyes are still adjusting.
Coffee please!!! Where do they serve the coffee? I’ve spent four months in the fucking Underworld– I need a fucking cup of coffee!!
What?! No coffee bar?! Just a Genuis Bar?! What the fuck?!
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