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Wow… I see that it’s been four months. Four months with no updates for my dearly neglected readers. Are you still out there, my pretties?
Four months is pretty fucking bad. Not as bad as Lex Konrad, who has gone almost a year without posting anything except a giant stone baby head, but still bad…
I’ve got an idea! How about I give you a gratuitous shaved naked gun-toting midget and we call it even? Sound good?
Here ‘ya go:
Now down to business…
Where the hell am I? I came through the door marked “EXIT” and into this place that sorta looks like some sort of strange internet cafe. Lots of people speaking foreign languages. A glass-enclosed staircase in the middle of the room. My eyes are still adjusting.
Coffee please!!! Where do they serve the coffee? I’ve spent four months in the fucking Underworld– I need a fucking cup of coffee!!
What?! No coffee bar?! Just a Genuis Bar?! What the fuck?!
OMG! I just came out of the Underworld and into…
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Holy shit! About time.
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