Archive: July, 2010


There Are No (More) 17-Year-Olds at Club Seventeen

Category: Sex Business, Teen Porn

Club Seventeen Chic

Club Seventeen was the first porn site I ever joined, back in the late 90s. They were an innovator from the ultra-horny land of the Dutch; they had great stuff at a time when we Americans were still diddling around with stupid, crappy San-Fernando-Valley-wannabe material.

The Club Seventeen website actually grew out of a magazine that started in the 1970s. It has one of the most robust porn pedigrees in the world.

For a while Club Seventeen was vague about the age of their models. They had a disclaimer that said that all models were “of legal age in the Netherlands”. If you looked up what that age was– and there are lots and lots of sites on the Internet that list “age of consent” by country– you come up with a number that showed that seventeen-year-old models would have been alright.

But then the American government declared for the world that the legal age of porn would be 18. How did they do it? By way of Visa and Mastercard! The American authorities made clear to the credit card companies that they couldn’t process transactions from porn sites unless the sites complied with the 18-year-old minimum age and U.S. record-keeping requirements. It didn’t matter one bit what country the porn site and its models were in.

It is a good solution tho’. Having a hard and fast rule that 18 is the age of consent for porn is helpful– it eliminates any uncertainty that might be in your mind when you are running a porn site. Does this model look too young? Is it OK if we put her in a high school cheerleader costume, and then have her get fucked while doing the pom-pom thang??? Sure can… as long as she is 18.

But this rule meant that Club Seventeen had to go through and clean out any of their seventeen-year-old and younger models. And now there are no more 17-year-olds to be found there. Still a great site tho’.

Club Seventeen

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Rough Anal Self-Dildoing

Category: Penetrating Objects, Porn Videos

This chic might not be the hottest girl in the world. I mean… I’d do her, but I’d also do chics that are a lot uglier too.

Anyhow… I’m not posting her here because of her hotness or lack thereof. It’s her determination and skill with a giant dildo that is truly exceptional. Just watch and see:

Direct Link to Video (iPad/iPhone-friendly)

Watch it full-screen (click the little button to the right of the timeline) for maximum enjoyment.

More (and in HD) at Brutal Dildos.

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Rude French Porn Girls

Category: French Porn

Time to catch up with the goings on at our favorite French Hardcore Art Porn site, Explicite-Art. There are always plenty of RUDE girls to be found there:

Explicite-Art 3 Teens Explicite-Art Karmen Diaz Explicite-Art Jessie & Milky
Explicite-Art Isasoli Explicite-Art Faustine Explicite-Art Lola

This last chic is especially hot… and RUDE:

Explicite-Art Tundi

Explicite-Art

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Zemani Hottie is Kinda Gorgeous

Category: Galleries, Nude Beauty

Gorgeous Alissa from Zemani #1

Pardon me while I pick my tongue up off the floor…

I spent a couple of hours this morning perusing the completely under-appreciated nude site Zemani. Lots of good stuff there.

But these photos– in 21MP resolution!!!– are at whole different level. Alissa is such an incredible beauty, perfectly photographed in the nature, and the result is truly inspirational.

More Hi-Res Photos After The Jump…

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Threesome, Sorta…

Category: Porn Videos, Teen Porn

It’s a “threesome” only if the bear counts:

Direct link to video (iPad/iPhone-friendly)

Threesome or not, though, that’s still some pretty hot teen fucking! Click the little button on the bottom just to the right of the timeline to watch it fullscreen… or get the video in HD here.

Actually I think the bear is probably underage…

Does that look like an 18-year-old bear to you? It don’t look so to me. You’d better call DA FUZZ and tell them that an underage bear is gracing the pages of this here esteemed porn blog.

More at Teen Stars Only

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Kailin from Abby Winters

Category: Abby Winters, Galleries

Abby Winters Kailin #1

This chic is an amateur girl. She’s not in any way a porn star, so she doesn’t have that used-up look that you see so often on porn sites.

No, no… she’s just a fresh 19-year-old fuckmuffin posing in her bedroom. I like her hair. I like her polyester jacket. I like her tits. I like her feisty darkness…

I approve!

Abby Winters Kailin #2

The best part of Abby Winters is the freshness and originality. There are new girls every day– some posing solo like Kailin here, some bringing themselves to orgasm in an “Intimate Moments” video, and some having girl-girl sex. It’s 20+ updates of FRESH per week.

Every morning I log on to Abby Winters myself and check out the newest sets. Abby Winters goes well with morning coffee. My Abby Winters surfing even comes before I take in the daily news at Althouse and Drudge and The Raw Story and whatever Ferdinand Bardamu is linking to.

Anyway, enough of that. You can take the Abby Winters Tour if you want to see more. Or check out the members’ area. Or just join here. You won’t regret it.

More Photos + Video Clip After The Jump…

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How To Buy A Wife…

Category: History Porn

…in Ancient Babylon?

Well, it was very simple. You just went to the wife market!

Here’s how British painter Edwin Long depicted it in his 1875 work:

Babylonian Marriage Market

Long took great pains to make his representation as accurate as possible. He provided “a meticulous reconstruction of the customs, architecture, decor and costume of a past civilization”, according to the current owners of the work.

Note the obvious enthusiasm of the auctioneer on the left. And take a look at his cohort who is showing off the woman’s “assets” so that she’ll fetch the best possible price.

The competing bidders certainly look smitten, don’t they? Dude with the long black beard is looking all like “hand me my checkbook man, I’ve gotta buy this bitch and bring her back to my hut so I can fuck her while she calls me Sargon”… or something like that.

The women should cheer up. Why so gloomy, girls? They’re probably just bitter that they weren’t the first girl chosen to be put on the block– the auctioneer started with the most beautiful and worked his way down from there. Women can be petty like that.

History Lesson Continues After The Jump…

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Melissa On The Rocks, Ready To Go

Category: Nude Beauty

Here’s one of Petter Hegre’s fine babes, ready for action on the rocks:

Hegre-Art Melissa On The Rocks #1

These free sample photos are in 39MP hi-res for ‘ya. We’ve come a long way from Kodachrome, baby!!!

More Hi-Res Photos After The Jump…

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