by Julius Ray Hoffman

These two Abby Winters girls are Silvie and Zasha. They’re a little bit darker in complexion than the usual Abby Winters amateur Australian fare… but that’s alright with you, isn’t it?
After all, some white meat and some dark meat are both part of a balanced porno diet.
As with all the other girls on the Abby Winters sites, these two are totally natural amateurs, not pornstars. The pleasure that they share with one another is completely real.
And they aren’t the most experienced “lesbian” lovers in the world. In fact, they seem to be more like young open-minded Explorers of the Muff rather than bona fide lesbians.
Tons Of Photos + Video After The Jump…
by Julius Ray Hoffman
My dead co-blogger is a big fan of the girls of Abby Winters. (Should I use the present tense? Is he a big fan of the girls of Abby Winters, or was he? Hmmm…)
Not me, though. I find the Abby Winters girls to be fat and ugly and generally skankerous… Most of them are completely disgusting. ICK! ICK! ICK! I do not like fat ugly girls!

But I’d probably do this one here anyway. Her name is Nikki S. I was gonna make a pregnancy-porn post about her. But when I started downloading the pictures, it struck me: She’s not pregnant! She’s just fat!

Anyway, like I said, I’d do her. She’s got an awfully inviting pussy. Makes you want to dive right in. I don’t think any man in his right mind can pass up this sort of open invitation. You see a pussy like that and your basal ganglia fires and you think “fuck that” in the sense that you want to fuck it, not in the sense of “fuck that” meaning you don’t want to fuck it because she’s fat and ugly and a skanerous ho.
But don’t let me give you the wrong impression. I still have my standards, after all, and fat ugly Abby Winters girls don’t meet them. Lusting for one fatty does not make one a fatty-luster.
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by Sherman McCoy

I didn’t expect that I would end up finding this girl so stimulating. I mean… What the hell?! She’s got underarm hair…. DUDE IT’S UNDER FUCKING ARM HAIR! What fucking kind of bizzaro shit is that!!!
Nonetheless, Bai– that’s her name, and she’s from Abby Winters– is quite attractive. It’s her unique look that does it for me. You just don’t see many first-time-amateur hairy nerdy somewhat-chubby 19-year-olds of Chinese descent on the Internet.
Don’t you just love girls with new looks? I do. I get so tired of the same old same old as I try to find new and interesting erotic material. It’s always nice to come across something that’s both different and sexy. Abby Winters is good for that.
Pics & video after the jump…
by Sherman McCoy

I have this thing for cute 18-year-old redheads. Especially when they have the alluring mid-length haircut like Joanna M. here. A total amateur heartbreaker. Plus, she’s getting nude while prancing in the grass… don’t you just want to strip off your clothes and deeply breathe in the fresh air and join her???
Just don’t trust ‘em. Never trust a fucking redhead girl!!! She’s charm you with her smile and her freckles, but then she’ll leave you penniless and horny like some sort of malevolent sex sprite… Believe me, I speak from experience.
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by Sherman McCoy

This wonderous little 19-year-old hottie, Silvie, had her first solo shoot up on the Abby Winters site today. And I’ve been all over it ‘cuz she’s such a fucking delightful sex package…
Although this is Silvie first Solo shoot, she’s been in seven other Abby Winters shoots already. They range from her Intimate Moments masturbation video, to the girl-girl Campervan, Tyre Tube, and Nude Aerobics sets, to an explicit girl-girl sex session with Carly T.
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by Sherman McCoy
Hey! It was Abe Lincoln’s 200th birthday yesterday. Ann Althouse says he was “our greatest president”. Samizdata concurs with a link to this post about the man… too long for me to read tho’… I’ll take their word for it…

Bet you didn’t know this about Lincoln: He was a real scrounger for the chubbies! Man, he loved his fat girls! At one point he was so infatuated with this Chicago whoregirl, and she had these gigantic G-size tits, and he was fucking her in secret while states were seceding left and right… and he looked at her chest just as he was getting close to cumming… and this incredible super-lusty feeling came over him like the breath of the Sex God… and suddenly he exclaimed “There it is! The lamp of liberty burning there in your bosom! Now there… OH! OH! shall no longer be… OH! OH!… any doubt that… OH! GOD!… I’m going to… all men are created free and… EQUAL! OOHHHH GODDDD!”
Here’s a girl that I think Abe would have found enticing. She’s Blaire from Abby Winters Solo:

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by Sherman McCoy
Hey! It’s a new week at Abby Winters. Actually, it’s a new week everywhere, but Everywhere doesn’t produce a cool video newsletter at the beginning of each week with lots of naked girls in it…
But before we get to the video news, here are some shots from today’s girl-girl set. Nerdy Katy is having sex with chubby redhead Lacey. It’s a real amateur romp:

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