CLICK IF YOU FUCKING DARE!!!

Normally I would post a preview image. Or even a video.

But no, not for this one.

Because viewing that site could make you as visibly neurotic as megaphone-toting Michael Stipe in this R.E.M. classic:

If you do click on the link, and then start hopping around while shouting though a megaphone about people being turned inside out… Well, don’t blame us! You clicked!

direct link to video (mobile-friendly)

Before you watch it, you might want to brace yourself for some pushed-out-ass-licking in addition to the double-anal-fisting…

Yeah, I know you’re thinking “Pushed-out-ass-licking??? Huh??? What the fuck is that?”

Just watch the video and you’ll see! After that, there’s also some heavy duty anal foot-fucking, but you might have seen that once or twice before.

This video is courtesy of our extreme porn friends at Dildo & Fisting. Go check out the site! All the videos are in 1080p HD there. And you will especially want to peruse the latest episode, which is double-anal-fisting of a slightly different variety:

Fisted…

Gaping…

Fisted…

Gaping… (check out the expression on the blonde…)

Fisted pile-driver style…

Gaping…

The blonde needs some special fisting attention…

Gaping…

And a few more shots to finish off:

Dildo & Fisting

Skills like this come in handy. The fistee, on the right, will provide plenty of sexual excitement for you with her well-stretched-out pussy. She can probably even carry stuff around in there for you when you go out together.

As for the girl on the left… the fister: If you ever need to retrieve some loose change from deep in your sofa, I’m sure she’ll be able to get it for ‘ya.

Teach Me Fisting

It’s verbal humiliation but nothing that could be taken too seriously. There’s bondage involved, but only the soft sort. And it’s very colorful bondage! That’s in stark contrast to the dark dungeon colors that BDSM usually entails.

The camera work is up-close and involved. It’s very easy to really feel what’s going on when you watch the videos. Fire up those mirror neurons.

The girls are the usual Porn Pros fare… lots of fresh-faced California hotties. There are only a few shoots up so far. It’s a new site so it’ll grow with regular updates.

Here’s an extended take from a shoot with Riley Rey, that Easter-egg-dipping sweetie from San Diego:

Check out the Humiliated / Disgraced 18 site here; or the entire Porn Pros Network here.

That scene with the guy getting the double-anal gave me the shivers!

But this video is not so extreme. It’s just pissing on a worn-out-looking skinny blonde girl… I like it because it is innovative in its simplicity.

A couple months ago, the BDSM behemoth KINK.com introduced a new site, Pissing.com. It’s got pretty much the same concept, but with better production quality. Of course the folks at KINK.com can afford all the lawyers they need. And they always include a scene at the end with the performers smiling so you know that everything was entirely consensual and legit… Smile smile you pretty happy porn performers!

With Bush gone, perhaps we’ll see a return of some more innovative porn sites at the amateur level. It’s those amateur guys– the “mom-and-pop” porn operations– that can’t afford the expensive lawyers and are therefore more easily intimated by a hostile political climate.

I think my own operation-in-development falls into that amateur category. So… Any of you porn girls who read this: Would you be pissed on? Come on… Who’s game???

…from the same bunch of classy dudes who created Biohazard Uncensored.