by The Fucking Chateau

Pardon me while I pick my tongue up off the floor…
I spent a couple of hours this morning perusing the completely under-appreciated nude site Zemani. Lots of good stuff there.
But these photos– in 21MP resolution!!!– are at whole different level. Alissa is such an incredible beauty, perfectly photographed in the nature, and the result is truly inspirational.
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by The Fucking Chateau

This chic is an amateur girl. She’s not in any way a porn star, so she doesn’t have that used-up look that you see so often on porn sites.
No, no… she’s just a fresh 19-year-old fuckmuffin posing in her bedroom. I like her hair. I like her polyester jacket. I like her tits. I like her feisty darkness…
I approve!

The best part of Abby Winters is the freshness and originality. There are new girls every day– some posing solo like Kailin here, some bringing themselves to orgasm in an “Intimate Moments” video, and some having girl-girl sex. It’s 20+ updates of FRESH per week.
Every morning I log on to Abby Winters myself and check out the newest sets. Abby Winters goes well with morning coffee. My Abby Winters surfing even comes before I take in the daily news at Althouse and Drudge and The Raw Story and whatever Ferdinand Bardamu is linking to.
Anyway, enough of that. You can take the Abby Winters Tour if you want to see more. Or check out the members’ area. Or just join here. You won’t regret it.
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by The Fucking Chateau
This here porn blog has long been in search of the better bikini.
Now, however, I think we can stop looking for the “better” bikini… because we’ve found the best– the “Ouvert Sling Bikini” from the German design shop Tangaland24. The photos come to us courtesy of our friends at Bikini-Pleasure.

Best bikini ever, don’t you think?
Just keep Jerry Hall away from stuff like this. If she dons one of these, it’ll be the end of the world. She’ll put it on and the whole universe will go blank screen just like the last episode of The Sopranos.
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by The Fucking Chateau

Maybe it’s the latent Jewish genes inside me, but I’ve got this thing for chics with big noses. And blonde chics with big noses? Even better!
Blonde chics with big noses and supple yet youthful puff-titties like Kristi here? Oh, that’s da best… it’s Shikse Galore for the Sabbath!
How about you, my fellow porno mavens? I ask the immortal question:
Would you hit it?
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by The Fucking Chateau

I dig this chic. Or rather I’d like to dig her. Maybe next week, baby?
Her name is Colette. She comes to us courtesy of Eva’s Garden. That’s a Euro nude site where you can find obscenely-large photos– the originals here were 5600px wide and weighed in at about 14MB each. I think that’s a little nuts, so I downsampled them to half the original size before posting them here.
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by The Fucking Chateau
No, I speak not of Hot Fuzz the movie… it was a great movie tho’.
I speak of DA HAIR! I speak of hotness with a extra tickle! I speak of the immortal question that Man has been struggling with since the dawn of the razor:
Can a woman with full pubes and underarm fuzz be sexually alluring?
More to the point: Would you hit it?
Or is she too cavewoman-y for you?
Enjoy the hi-res photos by Rylsky, courtesy of the powerhouse nude site MET-ART. The barbarian girl is Francine A.

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by Julius Ray Hoffman
…is an 18-year-old fashion model. And she’s just about perfect!
From our friends at X-Art:
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by Julius Ray Hoffman

This post comes straight from the Gods!
New model Caesaria– isn’t that the perfect name?– is photographed by Rylsky for MET-ART.
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