New & Interesting Porn

Yes, a new porn site, Prolapse Party.

CLICK IF YOU FUCKING DARE!!!

Normally I would post a preview image. Or even a video.

But no, not for this one.

Because viewing that site could make you as visibly neurotic as megaphone-toting Michael Stipe in this R.E.M. classic:

If you do click on the link, and then start hopping around while shouting though a megaphone about people being turned inside out… Well, don’t blame us! You clicked!

Ehh…. some people like it… so here ‘ya go…

It’s just the trailer. I don’t think I could stand watching the actual movie. I’d honestly rather watch Octomom and Tattoo, although it’s a tough choice between two exceptionally unappealing alternatives.

The film is just the latest of 236 hardcore parody movies available at Hustler Hollywood.

But wait a sec… DVDs are so antiquated! I can’t recall ever blogging about a DVD-only porn release before. How quaint!

Heh… it’s a site of ninja porn girls… like Shiyuki here… not an apt name ‘cuz she’s hot, she not yucky at all!

…from XXXHorror:

Humiliated / Disgraced 18 is the newest site from our good friends at Porn Pros. And I like it. Actually, I really like it.

It’s verbal humiliation but nothing that could be taken too seriously. There’s bondage involved, but only the soft sort. And it’s very colorful bondage! That’s in stark contrast to the dark dungeon colors that BDSM usually entails.

The camera work is up-close and involved. It’s very easy to really feel what’s going on when you watch the videos. Fire up those mirror neurons.

The girls are the usual Porn Pros fare… lots of fresh-faced California hotties. There are only a few shoots up so far. It’s a new site so it’ll grow with regular updates.

Here’s an extended take from a shoot with Riley Rey, that Easter-egg-dipping sweetie from San Diego:

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Check out the Humiliated / Disgraced 18 site here; or the entire Porn Pros Network here.

The extremely horny folks who created the legendary Reality Kings package of porn sites have put out a whole new collection. It’s called Muffia.

There you’ll find stuff like the three-titted woman:

…and Star Trek porn:

All in all, though, I think they try too hard. The clever antics don’t make it any more hot.

Ya’ know… You guys buy a hell of a lot more “authentic” porn than anything else: Abby Winters, Explicite-Art, FTV Girls, even True Amateur Models are all top sellers. All of these offer fresh faces; very few girls on these sites have the used-up-porn-star look.

The porn-consuming public just doesn’t go for the gimmicks. The proles want their porn fresh! The people demand new faces for the fucking and the muff-diving and the penetrating!

There you have it. A thought for May Day perhaps???

That’s what the new site Jizz GFs specializes in. Some samples for ‘ya:

And there’s a nice amateur BJ video after the jump…

Click on the photo for an interesting gallery from Mikey & Mandy’s Porn Emporium:

On a totally unrelated note, check out the latest and greatest in blow-up sex dolls… anyone in for a little bestiality???