Old Porn

Here’s a little video from the long-defunct PissMops site. They shut down a few years ago– after just a very short run– because of the Max Hardcore raids and other Bush administration efforts to intimidate “extreme” porn producers.

But this video is not so extreme. It’s just pissing on a worn-out-looking skinny blonde girl… I like it because it is innovative in its simplicity.

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A couple months ago, the BDSM behemoth KINK.com introduced a new site, Pissing.com. It’s got pretty much the same concept, but with better production quality. Of course the folks at KINK.com can afford all the lawyers they need. And they always include a scene at the end with the performers smiling so you know that everything was entirely consensual and legit… Smile smile you pretty happy porn performers!

With Bush gone, perhaps we’ll see a return of some more innovative porn sites at the amateur level. It’s those amateur guys– the “mom-and-pop” porn operations– that can’t afford the expensive lawyers and are therefore more easily intimated by a hostile political climate.

I think my own operation-in-development falls into that amateur category. So… Any of you porn girls who read this: Would you be pissed on? Come on… Who’s game???

This photo is soooo old. I lifted it from Sensual Arousal Blog, where it was recently recycled.

You know… somebody has got to save this stuff for posterity! Think of the next generation! We’ve gone our whole lives– well, since adolescence at least– surveying the latest and greatest in wank material and titillating media. We can’t just throw away our experience! We need to pass it on!

Do it for the children! (For when they grow up, I mean…)

Some vintage snaps for ‘ya:

More after the jump…