Politics

For the uninitiated: A snuff film is a porn film where the actress is killed on camera for the gratification of the viewer.

Such films have long been a staple of law enforcement propaganda. Gotta ban all pornography because of them! Gotta fight porn’s terrible spread because, you know, it’s one small tiny step from browsing MET-ART to becoming a producer of the latest and greatest snuff flick.

A snuff film even featured as the main plot point in the 1979 Hollywood film Hardcore. In that, Geroge C. Scott plays a Midwestern businessman who heads to San Fransisco to rescue his daughter from the clutches of a demonic snuff porn business. Here’s the trailer:

Apparently, the more recent film 8MM is “inspired by” (i.e. it’s a rip-off of) Hardcore, also having a plot that centers around a snuff film.

But as the esteemed sex doctor Marty Klein points out, snuff films probably don’t exist. He hasn’t seen one. And he doesn’t know anyone who has seen one. And he doesn’t know anyone who knows anyone who has seen one. And he’s a fucking well-connected guy!!!

So snuff films are likely just the product of legend and of fear and of Hollywood screenwriting and of dishonest politically-motivated fabrication.

Maybe the reason for this is that we human beings don’t actually like the idea of killing other people. Maybe we find it universally awful at the most basic visceral level. And maybe this disgust with killing is something that is shared by all humans, even by those godless gay-loving pot-smoking heathens from California. Maybe those people with “San Fransisco values” have some morals after all, and maybe they’re not subhuman like we good god-fearing Haliburton stockholders have been saying all these years.

Maybe the only way to get a person to enjoy killing is through political warmongering and the associated collectivist brainwashing. Maybe snuff films don’t exist, but an atmosphere encouraging sadistic violence in the name of the political leadership of the day does.

Just so we are all clear what we are taking about.

If you want to hear the best commentary there is on politics in America, you should check out the Common Sense podcast by Dan Carlin. It’s marvelously thought-provoking stuff.

What a great day! It’s my favorite holiday of the year…

Prior to this day eight years ago, we had troubles concerning morality in this country. We thought that corruption and lies and political doublespeak were generally bad things. But thankfully all those unnecessary trivialities got swept away when we pulled ourselves together and decided we needed to “protect the country”. No we have no more moral qualms. No ethical issues really bother us anymore. What a relief!

For instance: Eight years ago, a politician like Mike Duvall might have had to actually apologize for his “family values” hypocrisy after it was found that he was cheating on his wife, and then cheating in turn on his mistress with another mistress who was a lobbyist with business before his committee, and then bragging about how his mistress liked to be spanked to a fellow California Assemblyman during a legislative session. But no more! Now, while the country is consumed with protecting itself, Mike “Family Values” Duvall can just let us know that this is a personal issue and that we ought to respect the privacy of everybody involved.

After all, you open your mouth too much, protest too much, and you just might be a terrorist too! Even though you are American citizen, you can still be held without charges in a small cell that’s brightly lit 24/7 for 16 days, and then released only under dehumanizing conditions, and then touted as a “terrorist” by the highest levels of the political establishment– all without the government having the excessive burden of ever going to court to present its case against you! And best of all, the Messiah Obama is totally okay with all of this! What a great fucking country!

Eight years ago, the only porn I liked was soft porn. I thought Penthouse was edgy, and I thought B.D.S.M. was the name of the investment bank where my dead co-blogger Sherman worked. But then the First Great Leader of our country told us that it was our patriotic duty to support torture. The Christian leadership also told us good Christians that it was our religious duty to support torture. The media like the beloved National Review told us that it was absolutely immoral to not support torture! So I read George Orwell’s 1984 and watched the movie Brazil and got totally turned on. And I just went from there…

Now I eagerly anticipate every new Elite Pain video and fantasize about the opportunity to do those sorts of things to those Allah-worshiping oil-hogging bitches! Give me a whip and a cattle prod and some pork sandwiches and send me to the women’s section at Gitmo! He-haw!

And yes, all those people died in New York and Washington and in Pennsylvania. But it was a small price to pay for securing the right for Mike Duvell to fuck lobbyists and be a gay-basher at the same time! And it is a small price to pay for showing every single American the delight of torture! Ah, beautiful beautiful torture! How I love thee!

Viva Dick Cheney! Viva Geroge Bush! Viva the New Messiah!

And happy 9/11 to you, dear reader! Happy 9/11!

It’s Back to School Day for many of the y’ngins here in America. What’s that mean for you, dear porn surfer? Well, it means you can send the kiddies off and start clicking away!

While the kiddies are at school today, the father of our country– the Messiah Obama– is going to give them a speech. In fact, he’s going to recognize that the televised speech is a one-way monologue so he’s gonna be brief. He’ll succinctly share the existential wisdom he acquired throughout his life, imploring children to enjoy their youth and live in the present just like Kung Fu Panda does. He’ll reassure them that they can dedicate themselves to their studies and the mindful exploration of life, content that the country is being run by competent and professional grown-ups.

What’s this? Wait a sec… Oh dear… It seems that I am completely wrong. He’s actually gonna give a so-called “discussion” that’s nearly ten times as long as the Gettysburg Address, insisting that children take over “responsibility” for America’s problems. Take responsibility, little children! You need to forsake your childhood and get to work!

Obama was the new Jesus. Now he’s telling the children of America that they have to be new Jesuses too– all you kids gotta take “responsibility” and save the fucking world! You are not an individual, you are part of the Collective and much is expected of you. In fact, the American establishment demands it; I, the Holy Obama, demand it! From each according to their ability, and we’ll sort out the “to each” part later…

Obama is doing his small part to put America’s kids on the express road to psychotherapy.

And in a way, he’s right: Young people do need to take responsibility if they want the country to change, but only because the adults have fucked it all up in their effort to maintain the two-party politico-media duopoly. Young people need to get it together and put an end to the Democrats and put an end to the Republicans. End them! End them now!

Oh well. At least you and I have porn. That’ll keep us sane. Pot helps too. And when the kids grow up and reach the age of legal adulthood, we can share our porn with them and smoke joints with them and help them realize that bullshit is bullshit and that watching porn and smoking pot are better ways of spending time than being a captive audience for orthodox establishment doublespeak.

Some good porn– including a double-dose of Abby Winters girls– coming in a bit. But first I’m gonna chow down on some fried chicken and french fries that I picked up at El Pollo Hermanos. The Chicken Brothers. Mmmm…

I’m thinking that when I get to Denmark in two weeks, I’ll buy a black hat in Christiania and start wearing it with a black jacket and use the name “Schrödinger”.

Good ole’ Erwin, you know, was a bit of horny bastard, always insisting that he be able to have sex with both of the women he lived with… in addition to a bunch of casual fuck-buddy-girls on the side. He pursued this effective polygamy and open sexuality even though it cost him much of his illustrious career.

So all in all S- seems like a good namesake. Plus, H- is spoken for… anyway the original H- was a fucking Nazi bastard and that’s not cool at all.

More ramblings after the jump…

Go to it, you big black beast you…

Via The Cherry Red Report.

Political digressions after the jump…

First, the Good News…

This past week Vermont legalized same-sex marriage. Vermont is the first state to do so through the legislature instead of through the courts.

This comes on top of the legalization of gay marriage in Iowa a few days earlier. In Iowa it was achieved by a unanimous ruling of the state supreme court.

Las Cucarachas No Like The Gays

And so what has happened since?

Well, the religious people have come out of the woodwork like fucking cockroaches. They’ve all got their panties in a bunch because of something that affects them in no way whatsoever!

Let’s take a look at what they have to say…

Hey! It was Abe Lincoln’s 200th birthday yesterday. Ann Althouse says he was “our greatest president”. Samizdata concurs with a link to this post about the man… too long for me to read tho’… I’ll take their word for it…

Bet you didn’t know this about Lincoln: He was a real scrounger for the chubbies! Man, he loved his fat girls! At one point he was so infatuated with this Chicago whoregirl, and she had these gigantic G-size tits, and he was fucking her in secret while states were seceding left and right… and he looked at her chest just as he was getting close to cumming… and this incredible super-lusty feeling came over him like the breath of the Sex God… and suddenly he exclaimed “There it is! The lamp of liberty burning there in your bosom! Now there… OH! OH! shall no longer be… OH! OH!… any doubt that… OH! GOD!… I’m going to… all men are created free and… EQUAL! OOHHHH GODDDD!”

Here’s a girl that I think Abe would have found enticing. She’s Blaire from Abby Winters Solo:

More pics after the jump…