Club Seventeen

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Let’s take a little peek, shall we?

Now we get a little rude…

You might want to take the Explcite-Art tour. There, you can check out bunches of free photos and free video clips, and peruse the models and the latest updates. Explicite-Art is one of my favorite porn sites– try it out for yourself and you’ll see why!

Explicite-Art

Explicite-Art for iPhone

Jan Nudes

But even though there ain’t any 17-year-olds, there are naked barely-legal hotties hanging out at the stables… and that’s better anyway, isn’t it?

Club Seventeen

These galleries are from Zemani– one of the best nude sites, and my personal favorite.

There’s one extra, sorta, because the chic with the apples above is just a temptress and doesn’t officially count…

Zemani

That’s by Herr Butcha, and comes to us via our friends at Into The Attic.

What do our friends at Into The Attic do all day? This. It’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it.

New link added: FUCK YEAH DYKES. Dykes are really fucking hot. Check it out!

Another new link added, via the first: Las Vegas Style Lesiblog. And she’s a pothead too– bonus points for that!

Jon & Kate Gosselin are coming to porn!!!: Jon & Kate Fuck Eight

Here’s a Catholic prayer to be said before fucking.

Let’s get serious now: Dr. Marty Klein shows us how self-help sex books can cause more problems than they solve.

And on one more ultra-serious note, I apologize for my very wound-up 9/11 post. It was completely inappropriate. After all, so many Americans were spending the day in thoughtful reverence. It was no time for sarcasm.

Okay then… How about some gallery links? Perhaps something to help you wash that image of Bondage Chicken Necrophilia out of your mind? Here ‘ya go:

Maybe you think this is a good thing. Maybe you think this is a bad thing. Or maybe you are caustically indifferent and you just look forward to watching the real-life downfall play out like a dramatic TV series.

At least there’s porn. Even if you don’t care about the country, you can still care about porn. And pot– you can care about pot too.

It’s Back to School Day for many of the y’ngins here in America. What’s that mean for you, dear porn surfer? Well, it means you can send the kiddies off and start clicking away!

While the kiddies are at school today, the father of our country– the Messiah Obama– is going to give them a speech. In fact, he’s going to recognize that the televised speech is a one-way monologue so he’s gonna be brief. He’ll succinctly share the existential wisdom he acquired throughout his life, imploring children to enjoy their youth and live in the present just like Kung Fu Panda does. He’ll reassure them that they can dedicate themselves to their studies and the mindful exploration of life, content that the country is being run by competent and professional grown-ups.

What’s this? Wait a sec… Oh dear… It seems that I am completely wrong. He’s actually gonna give a so-called “discussion” that’s nearly ten times as long as the Gettysburg Address, insisting that children take over “responsibility” for America’s problems. Take responsibility, little children! You need to forsake your childhood and get to work!

Obama was the new Jesus. Now he’s telling the children of America that they have to be new Jesuses too– all you kids gotta take “responsibility” and save the fucking world! You are not an individual, you are part of the Collective and much is expected of you. In fact, the American establishment demands it; I, the Holy Obama, demand it! From each according to their ability, and we’ll sort out the “to each” part later…

Obama is doing his small part to put America’s kids on the express road to psychotherapy.

And in a way, he’s right: Young people do need to take responsibility if they want the country to change, but only because the adults have fucked it all up in their effort to maintain the two-party politico-media duopoly. Young people need to get it together and put an end to the Democrats and put an end to the Republicans. End them! End them now!

Oh well. At least you and I have porn. That’ll keep us sane. Pot helps too. And when the kids grow up and reach the age of legal adulthood, we can share our porn with them and smoke joints with them and help them realize that bullshit is bullshit and that watching porn and smoking pot are better ways of spending time than being a captive audience for orthodox establishment doublespeak.

This was the first one. And then, like the stupid ass that I am, I clicked on number two here.

Don’t miss this free Fight Club photoset from Suicide Girls (via Kinkerbelle):

UPDATE: Also check out Too Much Too Soon. Really fucking awesome– and I fully mean that in the sense of “inspiring awe”. I added it to the link list so that I can surf it next time I’m high… and so you can surf it next time you’re high too!

And, via that site, there’s Dirty Panties. Yum yum yum PANTIES!

Check out the Japanese Girl tumblr SlutSoft. Found via the all-ass site CU-CU.

I’ve also been perusing amandatinto (found at IndieNudes).

Erotic Russian Slider (sooo hot!) is where I found alberich mathew’s Flickr photostream. Make sure you are signed into Flickr before you click that second one, and also make sure that you have content filtering off; otherwise you won’t see the good stuff.

Big Fun is totally great too. Mostly safe-for-work tho’.

Here is some surfing music by L.A. band Megapuss. The music doesn’t really have anything to do with the holiday; I’m just posting it because I heard the tune on Pig Radio and it got stuck in my head…

Quite catchy, don’t you think?

You American guys can get the whole funky but wonderful album from Amazon’s DRM-free music shop. I did. Well worth the ten bucks.

And here are some galleries from various free sites: