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Cleaning Up The Links

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So… I’m cleaning up the list of links on the right. Starting with the non-porn ones.

The first step in solving your lack-of-blog-updates problem is admitting you have a problem. So I admit it: I have a problem.

The second step is editing your link list to get rid of the schlockos who are worse at updating that you are.

I’m keeping Althouse at the top. Although she is a cranky nasty Rightist herding an angry Republican commenting mob, she does make more sense than anyone else out there in the blogosphere. Her smiling face and lovely lawyer words convinced me to vote for Obama back in 2008. I was tricked – again! – by a sweet-talking MILF; I shouldda gone with Bob Barr.

I added Vajazzle Boy and The Spearhead and Roissy.

Adding Roissy was a tough call. I like some of his ideas, but his endless – and seemingly mindless – pursuit of poontang gets a little tiring. He needs a little God and Death in his life.

I was gonna delete Samizdata. But I visited their site just to be sure about it, and there I found this eminently practical advice for dealing with climate change:

I don’t agree with the assertion about overpopulation. I think the greater human capability provided by a larger population is more beneficial than the environmental tax on the planet. Yay Ayn Rand!

Plus, more population means more horny people to sell porn to.

But I agree – wholeheartedly! – with the tone. If someone were to create a Fuck You Party in American politics, I’d become one of the first card-carrying members.

So Samizadata stays.

After I post some actual porn later today, I’m gonna go through the list of porn sites. If any of you dear readers want to suggest a site to add, please e-mail me or leave a comment here. Fresh meat is always welcome.

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Cosmopolitan Magazine

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LOL!

from this Flickr photostream.

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Fish Heads. Fish Heads. Roly Poly Fish Heads…

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Fish heads. Fish heads. Eat them up… yum.

No porn in this thang from 1979. It’s along the same lines as Charlie the Unicorn. Via the House of Alt. Enjoy:

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They Smurfed Her Pussy

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Smurfed Pussy
via Pussycalor

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Super Bowl Porn

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Oops! Somebody in Tucson, apparently at Comcast, blew it by fucking with the feed. Hehehe…

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Richard Pryor On Fucking

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From 1982. Totally classic.

I think it’s great that we have this shit on YouTube because it’s such an important part of fucking American cultural heritage…

What I love about the bit is the way it extends into complete absurdity. Four minutes and you are off on some crazy infantilism adventure. It takes a genius like Richard Pryor to bring you along at just the right pace.

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American Apparel Ad

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YUM! YUM! YUMMY!

American Apparel Ad

CORRECTION: I previously wrote that Susannah Breslin was running the ads gratis. That was totally wrong and Susannah was kind enough to write me and tell me so. She can come over and spank me too if she wants… ;-)

UPDATE: Some Philadelphia rag is complaining that Urban Outfitters is doing porn now too.

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Ex-Con Mashed Potatoes

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This little pre-Thanksgiving video is great… and totally non-pornographic. Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are making mashed potatoes:

Via the lovely and totally non-conservative Ann Althouse.

That “Ex-Con” in the title is not meant to be derogatory. I love ex-cons. I love hookers too. And drug dealers. And drug addicts-- current and former. Alcoholics are a-okay with me.

I like almost everyone. Except Mormons. They are delusional bigots. And Catholics too. And Evangelical Christians. Basically I can’t stand anyone who believes in God… because that makes them nuts in a really non-interesting way.

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