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See here, y’all… What I mean is that I am adopting a new guiding philosophy for this blog, which never really went anywhere since moving off blogspot. Now I intend to drive it somewhere– hopefully down the secret tracks that V cleared out under London.
After all, there are many hot asses that need fucking. And there’s a corrupt authoritarian American regime that needs opposing.
The most significant thing I’ve learned from reading man blogs like Roissy or In Mala Fide or The Spearhead is this: The notion that womyn are “the gentler sex”– that they are somehow more moral and honest than men– is a fucking lie… One fucking gigantic cultural lie!!!
Hamlet was right when he complained that womyn generally exhibit weakness of character.
I’ll go further: Womyn are just as greedy and ruthless and vindictive as men. They will lie and manipulate others just as quickly as men will. Sometimes they will make a tremendous effort to appear all normal and nice on the outside while harboring an inner sociopathic sadism that would make even the most weathered soul cringe. In fact, it’s easier for them to do so than it is for men since womyn are usually given the benefit of the doubt, and because The System works in their favor.
Read this. It’s about a dude from Las Vegas who experienced the full brunt of Feminist depravity and manipulation. I won’t say much more because the story at the link is both concise and well-told; I don’t want to spoil it for you.
The villain in this story is not just the womyn who made the accusations; it’s also the Ventura County District Attorney, who blindly accepted a vindictive fabrication because it fit today’s dominant cultural notion: Womyn are honest and men are rapists. Even now, the Ventura County District Attorney refuses to charge the real perpetrator in the case and, in doing so, continues to shit on the real victim.
And what if this dude didn’t have such good attorneys working for him? Or what if he didn’t have the big bucks to pay for them? I shudder to think how easily he could have lost the rest of his life to the fucking Feminist Agenda.
Notice that I used the word “womyn” in this post. “Why?”, you ask? Because I would be despoiling men if I used “woman” and “women” while discussing such malevolence. Womyn don’t deserve to share our vowels.
Since this blog is now totally Republican and tea-party-ish and all that, I’d like to direct you to right-wing FOX News for some tips on pleasuring your gal’s titties…
This is important:
Speaking of nipples, contrary to popular belief, they are not the most sensitive part of the female breast. The tops, bottoms and sides respond the most to stimulation. So think of yourself as the equivalent of a living comfy bra, one that can massage and support (and even lick) those areas, too.
And this:
Start off slow, with gentle pressure. Most women find this approach to be the most intense. Then, as her excitement builds, increase the simulation with more intense pressure, sucking, pinching, nibbling, etc. The hotter she gets, the more she can handle. Breasts can increase in size about 25 to 30 percent when a woman becomes sexually aroused and can tolerate stronger stimulation. If you’re unsure what to do, encourage her to show you and touch her own breasts– that can be a turn-on for both of you.
See, you crazy-ass Leftists? FOX News can be good for something after all!
That’s via The Legal Satyricon. J. DeVoy has taken that blog in a new, beautiful, and thoroughly alpha-manly direction.
I recently thrust that site off my blogroll, along with the wonderful Popehat, but they will both shortly reappear on a new blogroll on a whole new site.
We’ve just got to murder Julius Ray Hoffman first. Soon, soon…
So… I’m cleaning up the list of links on the right. Starting with the non-porn ones.
The first step in solving your lack-of-blog-updates problem is admitting you have a problem. So I admit it: I have a problem.
The second step is editing your link list to get rid of the schlockos who are worse at updating that you are.
I’m keeping Althouse at the top. Although she is a cranky nasty Rightist herding an angry Republican commenting mob, she does make more sense than anyone else out there in the blogosphere. Her smiling face and lovely lawyer words convinced me to vote for Obama back in 2008. I was tricked – again! – by a sweet-talking MILF; I shouldda gone with Bob Barr.
Adding Roissy was a tough call. I like some of his ideas, but his endless – and seemingly mindless – pursuit of poontang gets a little tiring. He needs a little God and Death in his life.
I was gonna delete Samizdata. But I visited their site just to be sure about it, and there I found this eminently practical advice for dealing with climate change:
I don’t agree with the assertion about overpopulation. I think the greater human capability provided by a larger population is more beneficial than the environmental tax on the planet. Yay Ayn Rand!
Plus, more population means more horny people to sell porn to.
But I agree – wholeheartedly! – with the tone. If someone were to create a Fuck You Party in American politics, I’d become one of the first card-carrying members.
So Samizadata stays.
After I post some actual porn later today, I’m gonna go through the list of porn sites. If any of you dear readers want to suggest a site to add, please e-mail me or leave a comment here. Fresh meat is always welcome.
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