(pic from No Rest for the Ass)

See here, y’all… What I mean is that I am adopting a new guiding philosophy for this blog, which never really went anywhere since moving off blogspot. Now I intend to drive it somewhere– hopefully down the secret tracks that V cleared out under London.

After all, there are many hot asses that need fucking. And there’s a corrupt authoritarian American regime that needs opposing.

The most significant thing I’ve learned from reading man blogs like Roissy or In Mala Fide or The Spearhead is this: The notion that womyn are “the gentler sex”– that they are somehow more moral and honest than men– is a fucking lie… One fucking gigantic cultural lie!!!

Hamlet was right when he complained that womyn generally exhibit weakness of character.

I’ll go further: Womyn are just as greedy and ruthless and vindictive as men. They will lie and manipulate others just as quickly as men will. Sometimes they will make a tremendous effort to appear all normal and nice on the outside while harboring an inner sociopathic sadism that would make even the most weathered soul cringe. In fact, it’s easier for them to do so than it is for men since womyn are usually given the benefit of the doubt, and because The System works in their favor.

Read this. It’s about a dude from Las Vegas who experienced the full brunt of Feminist depravity and manipulation. I won’t say much more because the story at the link is both concise and well-told; I don’t want to spoil it for you.

The villain in this story is not just the womyn who made the accusations; it’s also the Ventura County District Attorney, who blindly accepted a vindictive fabrication because it fit today’s dominant cultural notion: Womyn are honest and men are rapists. Even now, the Ventura County District Attorney refuses to charge the real perpetrator in the case and, in doing so, continues to shit on the real victim.

And what if this dude didn’t have such good attorneys working for him? Or what if he didn’t have the big bucks to pay for them? I shudder to think how easily he could have lost the rest of his life to the fucking Feminist Agenda.

Notice that I used the word “womyn” in this post. “Why?”, you ask? Because I would be despoiling men if I used “woman” and “women” while discussing such malevolence. Womyn don’t deserve to share our vowels.

This is important:

Speaking of nipples, contrary to popular belief, they are not the most sensitive part of the female breast. The tops, bottoms and sides respond the most to stimulation. So think of yourself as the equivalent of a living comfy bra, one that can massage and support (and even lick) those areas, too.

And this:

Start off slow, with gentle pressure. Most women find this approach to be the most intense. Then, as her excitement builds, increase the simulation with more intense pressure, sucking, pinching, nibbling, etc. The hotter she gets, the more she can handle. Breasts can increase in size about 25 to 30 percent when a woman becomes sexually aroused and can tolerate stronger stimulation. If you’re unsure what to do, encourage her to show you and touch her own breasts– that can be a turn-on for both of you.

See, you crazy-ass Leftists? FOX News can be good for something after all!

It features a mustached Mexican named Tattoo in nothing but a diaper with a baby rattle. He’s crying because he wants “horsey” and “spanky”.

Octomom grabs her whip and we’re off! It’s filmed at her house in La Habra. And those are the real kids’ toys that Tattoo is playing with.

UPDATE: Octomom regrets it. That can be a normal human reaction after you’ve engaged in something like this.

FURTHER READING: Paraphilic infantilism. Thank the gods for Jimmy Wales!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3pdvHXVrWA

That’s via The Legal Satyricon. J. DeVoy has taken that blog in a new, beautiful, and thoroughly alpha-manly direction.

I recently thrust that site off my blogroll, along with the wonderful Popehat, but they will both shortly reappear on a new blogroll on a whole new site.

We’ve just got to murder Julius Ray Hoffman first. Soon, soon…

The first step in solving your lack-of-blog-updates problem is admitting you have a problem. So I admit it: I have a problem.

The second step is editing your link list to get rid of the schlockos who are worse at updating that you are.

I’m keeping Althouse at the top. Although she is a cranky nasty Rightist herding an angry Republican commenting mob, she does make more sense than anyone else out there in the blogosphere. Her smiling face and lovely lawyer words convinced me to vote for Obama back in 2008. I was tricked – again! – by a sweet-talking MILF; I shouldda gone with Bob Barr.

I added Vajazzle Boy and The Spearhead and Roissy.

Adding Roissy was a tough call. I like some of his ideas, but his endless – and seemingly mindless – pursuit of poontang gets a little tiring. He needs a little God and Death in his life.

I was gonna delete Samizdata. But I visited their site just to be sure about it, and there I found this eminently practical advice for dealing with climate change:

I don’t agree with the assertion about overpopulation. I think the greater human capability provided by a larger population is more beneficial than the environmental tax on the planet. Yay Ayn Rand!

Plus, more population means more horny people to sell porn to.

But I agree – wholeheartedly! – with the tone. If someone were to create a Fuck You Party in American politics, I’d become one of the first card-carrying members.

So Samizadata stays.

After I post some actual porn later today, I’m gonna go through the list of porn sites. If any of you dear readers want to suggest a site to add, please e-mail me or leave a comment here. Fresh meat is always welcome.

from this Flickr photostream.

No porn in this thang from 1979. It’s along the same lines as Charlie the Unicorn. Via the House of Alt. Enjoy:

I think it’s great that we have this shit on YouTube because it’s such an important part of fucking American cultural heritage…

What I love about the bit is the way it extends into complete absurdity. Four minutes and you are off on some crazy infantilism adventure. It takes a genius like Richard Pryor to bring you along at just the right pace.

CORRECTION: I previously wrote that Susannah Breslin was running the ads gratis. That was totally wrong and Susannah was kind enough to write me and tell me so. She can come over and spank me too if she wants…

UPDATE: Some Philadelphia rag is complaining that Urban Outfitters is doing porn now too.

Via the lovely and totally non-conservative Ann Althouse.

That “Ex-Con” in the title is not meant to be derogatory. I love ex-cons. I love hookers too. And drug dealers. And drug addicts– current and former. Alcoholics are a-okay with me.

I like almost everyone. Except Mormons. They are delusional bigots. And Catholics too. And Evangelical Christians. Basically I can’t stand anyone who believes in God… because that makes them nuts in a really non-interesting way.

Passion.com is, in fact, nothing more than a kinder and gentler front-end for the conspicuously dirty king of the adult dating sites, Adult Friend Finder. Same database, same membership, same tools, same community.

They’ve just released a few commercials that play on the I’m-a-Mac and I’m-a-PC set-up. I love ‘em. Here’s the first one:

Three more ads after the jump…

I especially like this last one…

A Smokey September 11th Barbecue

It’s September 11th! You know Dick Cheney loves it. All the other good Christian Americans love it too.

And what better day than today to start version 2.0 of this esteemed porn blog?

It’s exciting to start a new blog. This one isn’t even new- the old archive is here on blogspot- but it’s still awfully exciting.

Comments, suggestions, problems, etc…: e-mail me with them all!

UPDATE: New e-mail address here.