Here are some truly skankerous girls. They come to us by way of Ray Edwards and his amateur porn site True Amateur Models. Even though they are bona fide skanks as determined by the National Bureau of Economic Research, some of them are actually quite hot.

These amateur skanks are the real deal, folks! They’re genuine amateur girls who were found by Ray in all sorts of public places and then mongered into appearing on the site. Some are nude and spreading; some are fucked by the fat bastard himself.

You guys are not stupid. Most of know your porn and can tell the difference between True Amateur Models and the fake “amateur” sites where the girls were hired through modeling agencies.

Personally, I like the site for the variety. I want to see girls who I haven’t seen before, with intriguing looks and tantalizing bodies. I enjoy the fruit of their photos and videos. And then, when they’ve served their purpose, I thrust them to the Recycle Bin and move on to the next one.

True Amateur Models

Club Seventeen was the first porn site I ever joined, back in the late 90s. They were an innovator from the ultra-horny land of the Dutch; they had great stuff at a time when we Americans were still diddling around with stupid, crappy San-Fernando-Valley-wannabe material.

The Club Seventeen website actually grew out of a magazine that started in the 1970s. It has one of the most robust porn pedigrees in the world.

For a while Club Seventeen was vague about the age of their models. They had a disclaimer that said that all models were “of legal age in the Netherlands”. If you looked up what that age was– and there are lots and lots of sites on the Internet that list “age of consent” by country– you come up with a number that showed that seventeen-year-old models would have been alright.

But then the American government declared for the world that the legal age of porn would be 18. How did they do it? By way of Visa and Mastercard! The American authorities made clear to the credit card companies that they couldn’t process transactions from porn sites unless the sites complied with the 18-year-old minimum age and U.S. record-keeping requirements. It didn’t matter one bit what country the porn site and its models were in.

It is a good solution tho’. Having a hard and fast rule that 18 is the age of consent for porn is helpful– it eliminates any uncertainty that might be in your mind when you are running a porn site. Does this model look too young? Is it OK if we put her in a high school cheerleader costume, and then have her get fucked while doing the pom-pom thang??? Sure can… as long as she is 18.

But this rule meant that Club Seventeen had to go through and clean out any of their seventeen-year-old and younger models. And now there are no more 17-year-olds to be found there. Still a great site tho’.

Club Seventeen

Anyhow… I’m not posting her here because of her hotness or lack thereof. It’s her determination and skill with a giant dildo that is truly exceptional. Just watch and see:

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Watch it full-screen (click the little button to the right of the timeline) for maximum enjoyment.

More (and in HD) at Brutal Dildos.

This last chic is especially hot… and RUDE:

Explicite-Art

Pardon me while I pick my tongue up off the floor…

I spent a couple of hours this morning perusing the completely under-appreciated nude site Zemani. Lots of good stuff there.

But these photos– in 21MP resolution!!!– are at whole different level. Alissa is such an incredible beauty, perfectly photographed in the nature, and the result is truly inspirational.

More at Zemani.

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Threesome or not, though, that’s still some pretty hot teen fucking! Click the little button on the bottom just to the right of the timeline to watch it fullscreen… or get the video in HD here.

Actually I think the bear is probably underage…

Does that look like an 18-year-old bear to you? It don’t look so to me. You’d better call DA FUZZ and tell them that an underage bear is gracing the pages of this here esteemed porn blog.

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This chic is an amateur girl. She’s not in any way a porn star, so she doesn’t have that used-up look that you see so often on porn sites.

No, no… she’s just a fresh 19-year-old fuckmuffin posing in her bedroom. I like her hair. I like her polyester jacket. I like her tits. I like her feisty darkness…

I approve!

The best part of Abby Winters is the freshness and originality. There are new girls every day– some posing solo like Kailin here, some bringing themselves to orgasm in an “Intimate Moments” video, and some having girl-girl sex. It’s 20+ updates of FRESH per week.

Every morning I log on to Abby Winters myself and check out the newest sets. Abby Winters goes well with morning coffee. My Abby Winters surfing even comes before I take in the daily news at Althouse and Drudge and The Raw Story and whatever Ferdinand Bardamu is linking to.

Anyway, enough of that. You can take the Abby Winters Tour if you want to see more. Or check out the members’ area. Or just join here. You won’t regret it.

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Hey! You made it this far– Good for you! You must be a connoisseur. Give yourself a metaphorical medal while you watch this ass-o-tastic clip, then head on over and join Abby Winters… You’ll enjoy it!

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Well, it was very simple. You just went to the wife market!

Here’s how British painter Edwin Long depicted it in his 1875 work:

Long took great pains to make his representation as accurate as possible. He provided “a meticulous reconstruction of the customs, architecture, decor and costume of a past civilization”, according to the current owners of the work.

Note the obvious enthusiasm of the auctioneer on the left. And take a look at his cohort who is showing off the woman’s “assets” so that she’ll fetch the best possible price.

The competing bidders certainly look smitten, don’t they? Dude with the long black beard is looking all like “hand me my checkbook man, I’ve gotta buy this bitch and bring her back to my hut so I can fuck her while she calls me Sargon”… or something like that.

The women should cheer up. Why so gloomy, girls? They’re probably just bitter that they weren’t the first girl chosen to be put on the block– the auctioneer started with the most beautiful and worked his way down from there. Women can be petty like that.

Long based his depiction on the writing of the Greek dude Herodotus, who is generally regarded as the “Father of History”. Herodotus wrote his magnum opus The Histories back in the 5th Century B.C.

Parts of The Histories give an accounting of the customs of the various societies in Herodotus’s world. In particular, Herodotus explains how the Babylonian marriage market worked:

Of their customs, whereof I shall now proceed to give an account, the following (which I understand belongs to them in common with the Illyrian tribe of the Eneti) is the wisest in my judgment.

Once a year in each village the maidens of age to marry were collected all together into one place; while the men stood round them in a circle. Then the auctioneer called up the damsels one by one, and offered them for sale. He began with the most beautiful. When she was sold for no small sum of money, he offered for sale the one who came next to her in beauty.

All of them were sold to be wives.The richest of the Babylonians who wished to wed bid against each other for the loveliest maidens.

But what about the ugly chics? Herodotus explains that the system was built to handle them too:

But the humbler wife-seekers, who were indifferent about beauty, took the more homely damsels with marriage payments. For the custom was that when the auctioneer had gone through the whole number of the beautiful damsels, he should then call up the ugliest- a cripple, if there chanced to be one- and offer her to the men, asking who would agree to take her for the smallest marriage payment. And the man who offered to take the smallest sum had her assigned to him. The marriage payments were furnished by the money paid for the beautiful damsels, and thus the fairer maidens ended up paying for the uglier ones to be married.

It was one big free and open market. And participation was mandatory:

No one was allowed to give his daughter in marriage to the man of his choice, nor might any one carry away the damsel whom he had purchased without the intent to truly to make her his wife; if, however, it turned out that they did not get along, the money might be paid back. All who wished to could come even from distant villages and bid for the women.

So did Herodotus think the marriage market was a good idea?

This was the best of all their customs, but it has now fallen into disuse.

“The best of all their customs”? It seems that the father of history knew a good thing when he saw it!

And if you think about it, it’s not too different from the way the marriage market works now. The Babylonians were just more honest about it.

Going once, going twice… SOLD!

These free sample photos are in 39MP hi-res for ‘ya. We’ve come a long way from Kodachrome, baby!!!

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Now, however, I think we can stop looking for the “better” bikini… because we’ve found the best– the “Ouvert Sling Bikini” from the German design shop Tangaland24. The photos come to us courtesy of our friends at Bikini-Pleasure.

Best bikini ever, don’t you think?

Just keep Jerry Hall away from stuff like this. If she dons one of these, it’ll be the end of the world. She’ll put it on and the whole universe will go blank screen just like the last episode of The Sopranos.

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I wonder: Who was the first man to come up with it? He had to have a camera with him, and had to have at least three game girls around him too. I can imagine what happened next:

The neurons started firing and the testosterone started running and then… EUREKA!!! He had a creative vision and started arranging the babes.

The world would never be the same! And yet we don’t even know that ingenious man’s name! (Maybe he went on to create the Big Mac???)

The is from Yuri Luv’s site, and her friends are Dylan Ryder and Tiffany Tyler.

Yuri Luv

Maybe it’s the latent Jewish genes inside me, but I’ve got this thing for chics with big noses. And blonde chics with big noses? Even better!

Blonde chics with big noses and supple yet youthful puff-titties like Kristi here? Oh, that’s da best… it’s Shikse Galore for the Sabbath!

How about you, my fellow porno mavens? I ask the immortal question:

Would you hit it?

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The blogger formerly known as Roissy, and now known as Citizen Renegade, writes of his succumbing to a sales pitch for some penis pills, and banging some “young girl he had been seeing” while charged up on them.

According to Roissy’s pusher, penis pills have remade the porn business:

“Seriously, compare 80s porn to today’s porn. Back then, there were all these cheesy repetitive edits done to the film. It was obvious when the same thrusting action was replayed two or three times in a row. That’s because these guys were banging au naturel. They couldn’t stay hard for day-long fuck sessions. And they didn’t have tremendous staying power either. So editors had to stretch out the scenes. It was an acknowledgement of the limits of male physiology. But now comes this — [Zeets waved the package in the air] — and all bets are off. Guys with no prior experience in the industry are hopping on set, hard as a flagstaff, and banging like champion studs, nonstop, until the girls are chafing and begging for it to be over.”

Now I don’t believe everything Roissy or Citizen Renegade or whoever-the-fuck-he-is writes. Sometimes his blog entries seem like bad Craigslist postings.

True or not, though, it’s still an entertaining read.

I’ve never tried any penis pills. Have any of you guys tried them? Have they proved worthwhile? What say ye?

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I don’t know about the music tho’. Pornographers should probably avoid imposing their musical tastes on those who watch their videos. I think this one would work fine with just the natural slurping sounds of the dildoing and the kissing.

Still, the X-Art site is great, and you can find the full HD version of this video there, along with many other excellent ones.

More at X-Art.

I dig this chic. Or rather I’d like to dig her. Maybe next week, baby?

Her name is Colette. She comes to us courtesy of Eva’s Garden. That’s a Euro nude site where you can find obscenely-large photos– the originals here were 5600px wide and weighed in at about 14MB each. I think that’s a little nuts, so I downsampled them to half the original size before posting them here.

Eva’s Garden

It’s probably not the best-produced porn in the world, especially with Stud Boy falling over himself just after the three-minute mark. (Still, the technical quality of the videos on the site is actually very good. I’ve posted it in much lower resolution here.)

The blonde chic is hot, the ass-fucking is deep, and the gaping is wide. Those are the things that matter when you are watching porn at midnight. So enjoy!

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More at Double Teamed Teens.

That’s via The Legal Satyricon. J. DeVoy has taken that blog in a new, beautiful, and thoroughly alpha-manly direction.

I recently thrust that site off my blogroll, along with the wonderful Popehat, but they will both shortly reappear on a new blogroll on a whole new site.

We’ve just got to murder Julius Ray Hoffman first. Soon, soon…

I speak of DA HAIR! I speak of hotness with a extra tickle! I speak of the immortal question that Man has been struggling with since the dawn of the razor:

Can a woman with full pubes and underarm fuzz be sexually alluring?

More to the point: Would you hit it?

Or is she too cavewoman-y for you?

Enjoy the hi-res photos by Rylsky, courtesy of the powerhouse nude site MET-ART. The barbarian girl is Francine A.

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The first step in solving your lack-of-blog-updates problem is admitting you have a problem. So I admit it: I have a problem.

The second step is editing your link list to get rid of the schlockos who are worse at updating that you are.

I’m keeping Althouse at the top. Although she is a cranky nasty Rightist herding an angry Republican commenting mob, she does make more sense than anyone else out there in the blogosphere. Her smiling face and lovely lawyer words convinced me to vote for Obama back in 2008. I was tricked – again! – by a sweet-talking MILF; I shouldda gone with Bob Barr.

I added Vajazzle Boy and The Spearhead and Roissy.

Adding Roissy was a tough call. I like some of his ideas, but his endless – and seemingly mindless – pursuit of poontang gets a little tiring. He needs a little God and Death in his life.

I was gonna delete Samizdata. But I visited their site just to be sure about it, and there I found this eminently practical advice for dealing with climate change:

I don’t agree with the assertion about overpopulation. I think the greater human capability provided by a larger population is more beneficial than the environmental tax on the planet. Yay Ayn Rand!

Plus, more population means more horny people to sell porn to.

But I agree – wholeheartedly! – with the tone. If someone were to create a Fuck You Party in American politics, I’d become one of the first card-carrying members.

So Samizadata stays.

After I post some actual porn later today, I’m gonna go through the list of porn sites. If any of you dear readers want to suggest a site to add, please e-mail me or leave a comment here. Fresh meat is always welcome.

Skills like this come in handy. The fistee, on the right, will provide plenty of sexual excitement for you with her well-stretched-out pussy. She can probably even carry stuff around in there for you when you go out together.

As for the girl on the left… the fister: If you ever need to retrieve some loose change from deep in your sofa, I’m sure she’ll be able to get it for ‘ya.

Teach Me Fisting

For now, though, we need some good porn here. No better place to start than with our favorite French porn site, Explicite-Art.

We’ll start out with Eve & Anais. Eve– on the right– has that look and I find it irresistible, while Anais has… well… she’s got a big nose. I like girls with big noses.

Next is Anais showing off her pooch. No, she doesn’t fuck the doggy– that would be bestiality and we don’t do that here!

Lea is one of the new Explicite-Art girls; here’s a triple shot of her lusciousness (and, with regard to the third gallery, her juicy-ness):

If you don’t like Lea then we have other new girls for ‘ya too:

These next two– Daria & Lola– are da shezbangz…. I could wank to this photo in particular all day long.

And we’ll finish this collection off with four galleries that show what consummate professionals these French hardcore art porn producers are. From anal-fisting to cum-shottery to choke-fucking, they do it all and they do it all well!

Explicite-Art

I still don’t know anything else about what particular Apple Store I’m in. I tried to ask one of the Apple-shirted dudes but he just laughed at me. Maybe he no speakie the Engrish?

There are certainly lots of foreigners around! Some of them have got backpacks on; some look like they’ve been sitting in front of these Macs for hours. Is this some sort of Apple Store cum Internet Cafe… without the coffee?

Maybe I’m in Prague? I always thought if one were to exit the Underworld through the door marked “EXIT” then one would end up in Prague.

Anyway… Foreigners are cool! Sometimes they’re sideways but you’ve still gotta appreciate the way they often cut through the bullshit:

Four months is pretty fucking bad. Not as bad as Lex Konrad, who has gone almost a year without posting anything except a giant stone baby head, but still bad…

I’ve got an idea! How about I give you a gratuitous shaved naked gun-toting midget and we call it even? Sound good?

Here ‘ya go:

Now down to business…

Where the hell am I? I came through the door marked “EXIT” and into this place that sorta looks like some sort of strange internet cafe. Lots of people speaking foreign languages. A glass-enclosed staircase in the middle of the room. My eyes are still adjusting.

Coffee please!!! Where do they serve the coffee? I’ve spent four months in the fucking Underworld– I need a fucking cup of coffee!!

What?! No coffee bar?! Just a Genuis Bar?! What the fuck?!

OMG! I just came out of the Underworld and into…

Such films have long been a staple of law enforcement propaganda. Gotta ban all pornography because of them! Gotta fight porn’s terrible spread because, you know, it’s one small tiny step from browsing MET-ART to becoming a producer of the latest and greatest snuff flick.

A snuff film even featured as the main plot point in the 1979 Hollywood film Hardcore. In that, Geroge C. Scott plays a Midwestern businessman who heads to San Fransisco to rescue his daughter from the clutches of a demonic snuff porn business. Here’s the trailer:

Apparently, the more recent film 8MM is “inspired by” (i.e. it’s a rip-off of) Hardcore, also having a plot that centers around a snuff film.

But as the esteemed sex doctor Marty Klein points out, snuff films probably don’t exist. He hasn’t seen one. And he doesn’t know anyone who has seen one. And he doesn’t know anyone who knows anyone who has seen one. And he’s a fucking well-connected guy!!!

So snuff films are likely just the product of legend and of fear and of Hollywood screenwriting and of dishonest politically-motivated fabrication.

Maybe the reason for this is that we human beings don’t actually like the idea of killing other people. Maybe we find it universally awful at the most basic visceral level. And maybe this disgust with killing is something that is shared by all humans, even by those godless gay-loving pot-smoking heathens from California. Maybe those people with “San Fransisco values” have some morals after all, and maybe they’re not subhuman like we good god-fearing Haliburton stockholders have been saying all these years.

Maybe the only way to get a person to enjoy killing is through political warmongering and the associated collectivist brainwashing. Maybe snuff films don’t exist, but an atmosphere encouraging sadistic violence in the name of the political leadership of the day does.

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