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The blogger formerly known as Roissy, and now known as Citizen Renegade, writes of his succumbing to a sales pitch for some penis pills, and banging some “young girl he had been seeing” while charged up on them.
According to Roissy’s pusher, penis pills have remade the porn business:
“Seriously, compare 80s porn to today’s porn. Back then, there were all these cheesy repetitive edits done to the film. It was obvious when the same thrusting action was replayed two or three times in a row. That’s because these guys were banging au naturel. They couldn’t stay hard for day-long fuck sessions. And they didn’t have tremendous staying power either. So editors had to stretch out the scenes. It was an acknowledgement of the limits of male physiology. But now comes this — [Zeets waved the package in the air] — and all bets are off. Guys with no prior experience in the industry are hopping on set, hard as a flagstaff, and banging like champion studs, nonstop, until the girls are chafing and begging for it to be over.”
Now I don’t believe everything Roissy or Citizen Renegade or whoever-the-fuck-he-is writes. Sometimes his blog entries seem like bad Craigslist postings.
True or not, though, it’s still an entertaining read.
I’ve never tried any penis pills. Have any of you guys tried them? Have they proved worthwhile? What say ye?
