Obama

This is going to be a politics post. Excuse me for that. Perhaps slapping some bizarre nude pic up here at the top will somehow make up for it, so here ‘ya go:

Now, about the politics:

Have you been paying attention to the whole debt-ceiling thing?

It was like a season of a mediocre TV series. The tension was fake. The characters were empty and predictable. Everyone knew how the season would end.

But of course the season finale yesterday was still dramatic: The House of Representatives decided, at the last minute and at Obama’s urging, to not impose an immediate financial catastrophe on the world.

America gets to live to borrow borrow borrow another day… YAY!

Gabrielle Giffords, whom you might remember from last season as “the Congresswoman who was shot in the head in Tuscon”, came back to work for the first time to cast her vote. As her presence became known, there was a long round of thunderous applause, just like Chancellor Palpatine got after he was disfigured by Samuel L. Jackson in Star Wars III.

There is an ominous development: a Super Congress has been created to make sure that the small players in the legislative business– mostly the Tea Party “terrorists”– don’t get in the way of the big fish anymore. We can’t have those annoying dweebs obstructing the will of the mighty Establishment, can we?

So I reluctantly admit that the finale was somewhat interesting. But the season overall was nonetheless mediocre; and the series as a whole is booooooring.

Maybe they could work the cast of Seinfeld into the storyline for next season? That would be an improvement, don’t you think?

It’s Back to School Day for many of the y’ngins here in America. What’s that mean for you, dear porn surfer? Well, it means you can send the kiddies off and start clicking away!

While the kiddies are at school today, the father of our country– the Messiah Obama– is going to give them a speech. In fact, he’s going to recognize that the televised speech is a one-way monologue so he’s gonna be brief. He’ll succinctly share the existential wisdom he acquired throughout his life, imploring children to enjoy their youth and live in the present just like Kung Fu Panda does. He’ll reassure them that they can dedicate themselves to their studies and the mindful exploration of life, content that the country is being run by competent and professional grown-ups.

What’s this? Wait a sec… Oh dear… It seems that I am completely wrong. He’s actually gonna give a so-called “discussion” that’s nearly ten times as long as the Gettysburg Address, insisting that children take over “responsibility” for America’s problems. Take responsibility, little children! You need to forsake your childhood and get to work!

Obama was the new Jesus. Now he’s telling the children of America that they have to be new Jesuses too– all you kids gotta take “responsibility” and save the fucking world! You are not an individual, you are part of the Collective and much is expected of you. In fact, the American establishment demands it; I, the Holy Obama, demand it! From each according to their ability, and we’ll sort out the “to each” part later…

Obama is doing his small part to put America’s kids on the express road to psychotherapy.

And in a way, he’s right: Young people do need to take responsibility if they want the country to change, but only because the adults have fucked it all up in their effort to maintain the two-party politico-media duopoly. Young people need to get it together and put an end to the Democrats and put an end to the Republicans. End them! End them now!

Oh well. At least you and I have porn. That’ll keep us sane. Pot helps too. And when the kids grow up and reach the age of legal adulthood, we can share our porn with them and smoke joints with them and help them realize that bullshit is bullshit and that watching porn and smoking pot are better ways of spending time than being a captive audience for orthodox establishment doublespeak.

Go to it, you big black beast you…

Via The Cherry Red Report.

Political digressions after the jump…

…is apparently the leading contender to be Obama’s nominee for Commerce Secretary.

John Thompson is also the well-known producer of the rough cum-orgy site German Goo Girls, the piss-orgy site 666 Bukkake, and the category-defying GGG Sex Box.

Seems to me that Obama has found just the right person for the job!

Alas… it’s not the same John Thompson. But I bet some politico nuts had a bit of a surprise on their computer screens when they googled the name.

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Now that we have a half-black president, you white fogies might want to get a bit more acquainted with black culture. And there is really only one type of black person that epitomizes black culture: the PIMP!

Here… this dude will show you what it’s all about. Lee is the big black boss of the Pimp Parade section of the esteemed PornPros Network. It’s a long clip– fourteen and a half minutes– so you might want to grab some fried chicken or something like that to snack on before you hit the play button…

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