Roissy

The blogger formerly known as Roissy, and now known as Citizen Renegade, writes of his succumbing to a sales pitch for some penis pills, and banging some “young girl he had been seeing” while charged up on them.

According to Roissy’s pusher, penis pills have remade the porn business:

“Seriously, compare 80s porn to today’s porn. Back then, there were all these cheesy repetitive edits done to the film. It was obvious when the same thrusting action was replayed two or three times in a row. That’s because these guys were banging au naturel. They couldn’t stay hard for day-long fuck sessions. And they didn’t have tremendous staying power either. So editors had to stretch out the scenes. It was an acknowledgement of the limits of male physiology. But now comes this — [Zeets waved the package in the air] — and all bets are off. Guys with no prior experience in the industry are hopping on set, hard as a flagstaff, and banging like champion studs, nonstop, until the girls are chafing and begging for it to be over.”

Now I don’t believe everything Roissy or Citizen Renegade or whoever-the-fuck-he-is writes. Sometimes his blog entries seem like bad Craigslist postings.

True or not, though, it’s still an entertaining read.

I’ve never tried any penis pills. Have any of you guys tried them? Have they proved worthwhile? What say ye?

So… I’m cleaning up the list of links on the right. Starting with the non-porn ones.

The first step in solving your lack-of-blog-updates problem is admitting you have a problem. So I admit it: I have a problem.

The second step is editing your link list to get rid of the schlockos who are worse at updating that you are.

I’m keeping Althouse at the top. Although she is a cranky nasty Rightist herding an angry Republican commenting mob, she does make more sense than anyone else out there in the blogosphere. Her smiling face and lovely lawyer words convinced me to vote for Obama back in 2008. I was tricked – again! – by a sweet-talking MILF; I shouldda gone with Bob Barr.

I added Vajazzle Boy and The Spearhead and Roissy.

Adding Roissy was a tough call. I like some of his ideas, but his endless – and seemingly mindless – pursuit of poontang gets a little tiring. He needs a little God and Death in his life.

I was gonna delete Samizdata. But I visited their site just to be sure about it, and there I found this eminently practical advice for dealing with climate change:

I don’t agree with the assertion about overpopulation. I think the greater human capability provided by a larger population is more beneficial than the environmental tax on the planet. Yay Ayn Rand!

Plus, more population means more horny people to sell porn to.

But I agree – wholeheartedly! – with the tone. If someone were to create a Fuck You Party in American politics, I’d become one of the first card-carrying members.

So Samizadata stays.

After I post some actual porn later today, I’m gonna go through the list of porn sites. If any of you dear readers want to suggest a site to add, please e-mail me or leave a comment here. Fresh meat is always welcome.