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We hope you enjoy oogling at the naked chics while appreciating the naked truth about America's corrupt authoritarian regime. Have a drink. Have a toke.
And fuck the government! Fuck the porn girls! But don't fuck 'em in the same way...
Nothing revitalizes the body and mind– and the neglected porn blog!– better than a threesome of hot teenies… Yum yum yum!
These teenies come to us courtesy of Amour Angels. They be Russian so they know how to make real teen porn. Russians don’t mess around with 25-year-old-ish girls and put them in pigtails and call them “teens” like we pathetic Americans do.
Holy fuck! I’m in an Apple Store! I bet you didn’t know that the exit door from the Underworld leads into an Apple Store, did ‘ya?
I still don’t know anything else about what particular Apple Store I’m in. I tried to ask one of the Apple-shirted dudes but he just laughed at me. Maybe he no speakie the Engrish?
There are certainly lots of foreigners around! Some of them have got backpacks on; some look like they’ve been sitting in front of these Macs for hours. Is this some sort of Apple Store cum Internet Cafe… without the coffee?
Maybe I’m in Prague? I always thought if one were to exit the Underworld through the door marked “EXIT” then one would end up in Prague.
Anyway… Foreigners are cool! Sometimes they’re sideways but you’ve still gotta appreciate the way they often cut through the bullshit:
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