Tijuana


Hong Kong Bar: The Best Strip Club In North America

Category: Adventures

Last week I went to Tijuana twice.

The first time was Saturday… the Saturday before last. I quickly found myself fucking a lovely young-looking and extremely petite hottie who had just arrived that day from Mexico City. She said she was 21. Sure, baby…. whatever you say!

After that I walked down Revolución. Partook in a stimulating and totally non-sexual massage at VivaMex. Had a nice meal at the Hotel Nelson restaurant… the Combinación Mexicana is yummy and goes well with a Margarita or two or three or five.

Then back to Zona Norte for more fucking. This time a 19-year-old with lush supple tits. I fucked this whoregirl on a previous trip and had been looking forward to doing her again.

Outside Adelita Bar in TJ's Zona Norte

Outside Adelita Bar in TJ's Zona Norte

Always safe sex, always using a condom. I am not fucking stupid. One reason I am especially careful is that I’m only a level 5 or 6 Tijuana Whore-Mongerer. Some of these guys, by contrast, are up there at levels 8 and 9 and 10.

Anyway back to it…

I was only slightly worn out after the two fuck sessions and the one massage session and the scrumptious meal and tasty Margaritas. And it was still early. Real early- like 7PM! I have over-optimized this whole hedonistic process!!! Got all the pleasure I came for and the sun hadn’t even gone down yet!

So I stumble toward Hong Kong Bar. And there I realized that Hong Kong Bar was not only the finest strip club in North America– hands down– but that I had found a new religion: The dragon was my god, and the Hong Kong fuckbar was my temple.

Let me tell you why…

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How I Found The True Essence of God

Category: Adventures, Philosophy

G’day, my friends… A warning: This is going to be a long post.

And I think that, in the annals of history, it might go down as one blog post that could change the world! Despite its potentially boundless impact, it will be appearing here on this esteemed porn blog between a photo(shopping) of the fucking Republican presidential ticket and a bunch of BDSM sluts presented with a cheesy ice cream joke.

Such is the way of the world: If you want fucking wisdom, you gotta take the fucking too. Continue Reading »

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