Teen Massage Porn

Category: Porn Videos, Teen Porn

The chic’s name is Casi. The video is from Fucked Hard 18, which is all about the teen massage porn thang…

And this is sum fucking hot porno indeed!

Teen Massage Porn - Casi @ Fucked Hard 18 #1

30-Minute Video After The Jump…

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Hegre-Art “Body Shots” in 60+ Megapixels

Category: Galleries, Nude Beauty

Hegre-Art Nikola Body Shots #1

Here are some super-hi-res (60+ MP!) samples from one of last week’s Hegre-Art updates. The model is Nikola. What do you think of the photos… Erotic? Too lifeless? Super-hi-res heroin-zombie porn?

12 More Super-Hi-Res Photos After The Jump…

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Act Against the Stop Online Piracy Act

Category: Politics
Totally Unrelated Gratuitous Harem Pic

Totally Unrelated Gratuitous Harem Pic

A blacklisting censorship bill is being considered by a committee of the United States House of Representatives this week.

Censoring the Internet is, of course, something totally unholy. Demonic. Immoral. Something that the Santorum-worshippers would do.

Naturally the people of the Internet are up in arms. The Electronic Frontier Foundation has issued a call to action, complete with a toolkit for activism.

A New Breed of Engineers?

An updated version of the Stop Online Piracy Act, as the bill is called, was released Monday afternoon. Read it! Most of it reads like an engineering specification document for modifications to the DNS system, essentially mandating that the system should FAIL when presented with an input that matches the contents of the government blacklist.

Thousands of hard-working engineers have endeavored, over many decades, to create the Internet that we all know and love. It’s a system that has proven amazingly useful, resilient, and adaptable. The Internet – and its essential constituent components such as DNS – have raised humanity to a whole new level.

And the engineers are still working! They’re implementing IPV6. They’re implementing DNSSEC. Constant improvement is the task of this global community of engineers. And it’s a task they are up to because they have the education and the experience and the creativity to do the job.

But the folks in Congress think they can do better engineering work than the guys who, you know, have actually been doing the work!

Wow, these Congresspeople are smart! More educated and more experienced and more creative than the people that engineered the Internet???!!! Wow… wow… wow…!!!

Ptthheew! Sorry, I just snarfed it. These people are idiots.

Threats Generally Work

I’m not talking about physical threats.

I simply suggest you call, e-mail, complain in person… Threaten your Congressman that if he or she supports S.O.P.A., you will vote for the other guy in 2012, and that you’ll encourage your family and friends and colleagues to vote for the other guy, and that you’ll donate to the other guy, and that you’ll complain on the Internet and in other public forums about how your Congressperson helped ruin the Internet and ought to be voted out of office for doing so.

The Internet is holy. It must be defended.

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Caprice in Hi-Res

Category: Galleries, Nude Beauty

Caprice @ FEMJOY #1

This chic is one of 2011′s finest. She has appeared on most of the nude sites and some of the explicit sites too. In fact, she started out a couple of years ago with her own explicit solo site that was built on the standard teen-fucking theme.

She’s the now-legendary Caprice. Just “Caprice”. She seems to have dropped the “Little” from her name now that her teen-fucking days are winding down.

These shots were taken for FEMJOY earlier this year. As winter starts to take hold here in the U.S.A. – BRRRR! – it’s nice to look at such a hottie posing nude in lush green environs. Enjoy the hi-res photos!

21 More Hi-Res Photos After The Jump…

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Ummm… “Prolapse Party”?

Category: Extreme Porn, Music, New & Interesting Porn

Yes, a new porn site, Prolapse Party.

CLICK IF YOU FUCKING DARE!!!

Normally I would post a preview image. Or even a video.

But no, not for this one.

Because viewing that site could make you as visibly neurotic as megaphone-toting Michael Stipe in this R.E.M. classic:

If you do click on the link, and then start hopping around while shouting though a megaphone about people being turned inside out… Well, don’t blame us! You clicked!

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Carmina from Abby Winters – Would U Hit It?

Category: Abby Winters, Galleries

Abby Winters Carmina #1

I’d hit it. And without a second thought! I luv the odd-lookin’ ones!

Plus I never pass up a puffy-nippled girl. Never. Puffy nipples are like cash money for the libido.

Carmina is 20 years old. She’s Spanish. And she’s one of the many one-shot – first-time, only-time – amateur models that you can find at Abby Winters.

Enjoy! Or… uhhh… not

25 More XL Photos After The Jump…

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A Nice X-Art Double-Penetration

Category: Porn Videos

Our friends at X-Art have really found their groove lately. They make explicit porn videos that even your Mom could watch…

Well, okay, maybe that’s too far. But certainly your girlfriend! And your wife, although you might want to approach the subject tactfully if you are already in divorce proceedings. Unless, of course, your can get your attorneys to draw up a stipulation about it in advance. Or if you can get the sex therapist who you and your wife see to suggest it. Just don’t let the sex therapist join in, ‘cuz that turns out be a little wierd… … Uhhh… Oh my, I’m rambling nonsense!

X-Art Erica Double Penetration (Double Pleasure) #1

Anyway, here’s an excellent example. I down-sampled it from the original 1080p – which looks spectacular, by the way! – so that it could be shown in its entirety here on this esteemed porn blog. If you want the full hi-res version, you’ll have to join the X-Art site.

Video After The Jump…

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The Second Coming of Richard Milhous Nixon

Category: Politics

Nixon - Cornholio

You know… it’s awfully hard to come to grips with the bat-shit-insane political situation in American right now.

Just last week, for instance, the U.S. Senate passed the Glenn Greenwald Assassination Act– no, not it’s official name, but nonetheless an accurate description of what it intends to accomplish.

Now all of America is a battlefield. Anyone whom the American Regime considers to be a “terrorist” can be summarily killed by the military. And only the Regime gets to decide who’s a terrorist and who isn’t. No courts are involved. There is no trial.

Just imagine if Nixon had this power! The power to kill whomever he wanted would have been the ultimate trump card against all sorts of political difficulties. Daniel Ellsberg’s leaking of the Pentagon Papers, for instance, would have certainly qualified as a terrorist act. And then Ellsberg could have been shot in the head. Woodward and Bernstein’s exposé of the Watergate scandal could have been labelled a terrorist act too. Shot in the head, and shot in the head.

With a bada-bing and a bada-bang, all of Nixon’s problems could have been solved! Then there would have been no scandal for Dick. No resignation for Dick. Long live King Nixon!

So now, going forward, when regular critic of the American Regime (and Salon blogger) Glenn Greenwald gets a little too mouthy, or comes across some significant evidence of malfeasance that might resonate a little too much with the generally disinterested public, he can be labelled a “terrorist” too. And then the Regime will shoot him in the head. Bye, bye, Gleeny-boy! Republicans will cheer! Democrats will cheer! God bless America!

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